dropKickMurphy
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At Last!
We need to hear more about players like this. There need to be more stories told. I love hearing tales about the old classics that I don't know much about. I came on board in 1982 so all I know about players like Antwine is what I've read in books or read online sporadically. Someone needs to write a comprehensive history of the club from day one to the present....imagine the number of volumes it would take to tell all of the good stories about all the interesting players and coaches over the years.
A guy named Larry Donaldson wrote one called Stadium Stories: New England Patriots and it is a nice, little book that has some good ones going back to the beginning of the franchise, but the best part of the book was that it came with a CD that had, I think, 4 players telling the author stories of the old days.
I can't find the CD and haven't heard it in quite some time so I might have some of the details hosed up, but there was one story about Antwine in there which was related by the great Larry Eisenhauer that I remember.
Apparently, Twine had a part-time job as a limousine driver and Eisenhauer and he conspired one day to have a little fun and it went something like this:
The Players were at practice one day and all lined up doing old-school calistenics when out of nowhere a long, black limousine arrives at the practice facility and drives slowly out onto the field as the curious players stopped their jumping jacks to try and figure out what the hell was going on. The caddy stops and the driver jumps out and opens the back door and from behind the tinted glass steps Houston Antwine in full uniform.
He cooly joins his teammates in line as gales of laughter wash over the field.
Way to make an entrance.
I did business with Eisenhauer years back. He's long retired now but he had some absolutely epic stories, most of which I can't retell in enough detail to make a cogent post. Suffice to say those guys were lunatics and anytime Eisenhauer started the stories he had an audience listening closely. The limo story fits right in the theme though.
Another ex-Pat friend of mine played for GB, HOU, NO, he was only with the Pats 1 season but he has a Forrest Gregg story that was hilarious and I ain't posting that here because I don't want to hijack the thread.
Nobody is going to accuse you of hijacking the thread. It's perfectly fine.
Please share it here because I'm sure others are as curious as I am.
My coworker was Kevin H unt who was an offensive lineman out of Doane I believe it was. We worked together in the late 80's early 90's. You can look him up in the NFL database. Anyway... at one point Gregg was on the coaching staff of one of his teams, don't think he was a HC at the point. They were in training camp and Kevin said this guy was the biggest pr!ck you could imagine, and the players absolutely hated his guts. They'd be out practicing in the heat, and the team had one of those cherry picker trucks like utilities use, and the coach would be up in the air in that thing surveying the field with one of those hand held bullhorns screaming at the team. They were all sick of his shit. One day, a sudden thunderstorm blew in and they cleared the field, but before they did, someone disabled the cherry picker truck and they all headed to the locker room and left ol' Forrest up in the air in the bucket. With thunder and lightning approaching quickly. He's up there with the megaphone screaming in panic for someone to get him down. Apparently they left him up there for a while before someone relented and went back out there with the keys to the truck and let him down.