I will assume here that the Patriot team that showed up, or more accurately, did NOT show up today will be put to a quick and painless death by BB and Staff during the Bye Week.
If you reject that assumption, then what follows is irrelevant.
Pats have 4 division games left, so even if the Fish win every other game they have left, Pats winning all 4 of those division games guarantees them the AFCE Title and 4 seed, on at least a tiebreaker.
If, in addition, Pats beat the Vikes, then they will need the Texans to lose one more to secure the 3 seed.
If the Pats top that by winning out, then Pitt will be at best 12-3-1 and Houston will be at best 13-3 (like the Patriots). This will give NE at worst a 2 seed, because they beat the Texans head to head.
To get the 1 seed, Pats need to win out and have the Chefs lose 2 more. Maybe we get help from LA, twice?