fulltilt
Assclownism-it's the genes not a choice
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Here is a chance to unburden yourself for all your transgressions big or small. Soothe your conscience on an anonymous message board!
Before smart pass, I have taken the service exit off the MA Pike to 1. avoid the the toll and 2. It was like 10 miles closer to my house. Through the service exit, go right and home in half a mile. No regrets.
I once did the Ton on a motorcycle naked except for sunglasses and my left shoe. (to shift gears of course) So incredibly stupid I have never mentioned it before right now. Secretly quite pleased with myself.
Years ago I walked out on a meal and stuck the waitress with the tab. A complete douche move I regret.
I have never cheated on my wife of a 20+ years. I was never tempted. But I was a dog on a longtime girlfriend a couple of times. I regret this.
I did not like Bruce Springsteen music when he first came to national attention. Maybe because I knew people from Jersey I didn't like. I was wrong and I regret this Bruce, I hope I didn't screw your career up.
I have never salted a beer off
I have never put ketchup on eggs
I have never eaten tongue or any gross body part foods like heart, liver or rocky mountain oysters. I do not regret this.
I was a secret ABBA fan even while blasting the Ramones every chance I got. I don't regret either.
I hold 4 regrettable things tightly. I have never told anyone, ever.
While a cab driver in Boston I once dropped an out of towner off at North Station instead of Back Bay station. It was a mistake on my part but I feel regret for the poor bastard I marooned miles from their train home.
I have never cheated at Battleship. Apparently everyone else I ever played had a motto of "hoist anchor" If I got to close though.
I have slept with sisters. Regrettably not at the same time. I was very single at the time.
I left a fart on an elevator so horribly rank I got off on the next floor, not my own. It was a survival thing. I can still see their pleading eyes as the doors closed. I regret this.
I anonymously bought all the single women in my office flowers for Valentines day. I was sad how happy this made some of them.
My wife and I occasionally buy the dinner of strangers in restaurants. We just pay on the way out and let the server explain it's on the house. We both like this very much.
Before smart pass, I have taken the service exit off the MA Pike to 1. avoid the the toll and 2. It was like 10 miles closer to my house. Through the service exit, go right and home in half a mile. No regrets.
I once did the Ton on a motorcycle naked except for sunglasses and my left shoe. (to shift gears of course) So incredibly stupid I have never mentioned it before right now. Secretly quite pleased with myself.
Years ago I walked out on a meal and stuck the waitress with the tab. A complete douche move I regret.
I have never cheated on my wife of a 20+ years. I was never tempted. But I was a dog on a longtime girlfriend a couple of times. I regret this.
I did not like Bruce Springsteen music when he first came to national attention. Maybe because I knew people from Jersey I didn't like. I was wrong and I regret this Bruce, I hope I didn't screw your career up.
I have never salted a beer off
I have never put ketchup on eggs
I have never eaten tongue or any gross body part foods like heart, liver or rocky mountain oysters. I do not regret this.
I was a secret ABBA fan even while blasting the Ramones every chance I got. I don't regret either.
I hold 4 regrettable things tightly. I have never told anyone, ever.
While a cab driver in Boston I once dropped an out of towner off at North Station instead of Back Bay station. It was a mistake on my part but I feel regret for the poor bastard I marooned miles from their train home.
I have never cheated at Battleship. Apparently everyone else I ever played had a motto of "hoist anchor" If I got to close though.
I have slept with sisters. Regrettably not at the same time. I was very single at the time.
I left a fart on an elevator so horribly rank I got off on the next floor, not my own. It was a survival thing. I can still see their pleading eyes as the doors closed. I regret this.
I anonymously bought all the single women in my office flowers for Valentines day. I was sad how happy this made some of them.
My wife and I occasionally buy the dinner of strangers in restaurants. We just pay on the way out and let the server explain it's on the house. We both like this very much.
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