Annihilus
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Annihilus thought you other Planeteers would find this hilarious (and he's sure the visiting Steelers trolls will find endless humor in it). Either that, or you'll think Annihilus is a wuss, which is mostly ok with him.
So, the Red Cross Bloodmobile is here and Annihilus went down to give blood at 9:00 this morning. No problems, went quick, left the bloodmobile and got into the elevator, feeling just a tad dizzy, but nothing major. He pushed the '3' to take him to the third floor.
The next thing Annihilus notices is that something is pressed up really close to his right cheek. (no gay jokes from you Steelers fans please)
'WTF is THAT?' Annihilus thinks. 'It's got a funky grey/brown pattern. Weird. Come to think of it.....where the fvck is Annihilus?'
Well, sumbitch if Annihilus isn't sprawled out on the floor of the elevator which is now at rest on the third floor. It takes about 20 seconds for the trip, and since the door was already closed (after opening when completing the trip), Annihilus figures he was out for close to 30 seconds.
Nobody saw the incident.....but you can't imagine how difficult it is to walk out of an elevator nonchalantly after you've just passed out in it. Kind of like when you trip over nothing in the middle of a parking lot.
Excellent way to begin the day.....Annihilus recommends it
So, the Red Cross Bloodmobile is here and Annihilus went down to give blood at 9:00 this morning. No problems, went quick, left the bloodmobile and got into the elevator, feeling just a tad dizzy, but nothing major. He pushed the '3' to take him to the third floor.
The next thing Annihilus notices is that something is pressed up really close to his right cheek. (no gay jokes from you Steelers fans please)
'WTF is THAT?' Annihilus thinks. 'It's got a funky grey/brown pattern. Weird. Come to think of it.....where the fvck is Annihilus?'
Well, sumbitch if Annihilus isn't sprawled out on the floor of the elevator which is now at rest on the third floor. It takes about 20 seconds for the trip, and since the door was already closed (after opening when completing the trip), Annihilus figures he was out for close to 30 seconds.
Nobody saw the incident.....but you can't imagine how difficult it is to walk out of an elevator nonchalantly after you've just passed out in it. Kind of like when you trip over nothing in the middle of a parking lot.
Excellent way to begin the day.....Annihilus recommends it