Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?
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English major humor...
I could dig chilling in a gravy hot tub
best couples costume ever?
aloyouis
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Don't buy this. If you need the hat, @Big/Sky/Fly has a few extras. I'm sure he will send you one....
:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
Just kidding, Big. I have a few of those hats myself!
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1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.
2021: Dracula dies of hunger
2021: Dracula dies of hunger
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HEY!!!
I have a 20 year old daughter out there at a B1G school.
Let me believe!
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This came up on my memories this morning.
A union boss goes to the annual union convention in Las Vegas. Figuring that prostitution is legal, he goes around town looking for a brothel to have some fun.
He gets to the first brothel, and being a union man, asks the madam "Is this a union house?" "No." "Well, goodbye then."
He gets to the second brothel. "Is this a union house?" "No." "Well, goodbye then."
After searching for hours, he finally gets to the last brothel. "Is this a union house?" The madam answers "Yes, yes it is." "Oh, finally. Well, then, I think I'd like to spend a little time with Tiffany over there."
The madam looks at him and says "I'm sure you would, but this is a union house, and old Bertha over there has seniority."
A union boss goes to the annual union convention in Las Vegas. Figuring that prostitution is legal, he goes around town looking for a brothel to have some fun.
He gets to the first brothel, and being a union man, asks the madam "Is this a union house?" "No." "Well, goodbye then."
He gets to the second brothel. "Is this a union house?" "No." "Well, goodbye then."
After searching for hours, he finally gets to the last brothel. "Is this a union house?" The madam answers "Yes, yes it is." "Oh, finally. Well, then, I think I'd like to spend a little time with Tiffany over there."
The madam looks at him and says "I'm sure you would, but this is a union house, and old Bertha over there has seniority."