Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?
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A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies, "Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"
"A sea-gull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Not exactly," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
The pirate replies, "Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"
"A sea-gull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Not exactly," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
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Three men in the retirement home were discussing their health. First man says "Gosh, I would love to pee again like I was 19 years old again instead of the meager attempt I do presently."
Second man says "Same for me except for #2, I'm sick of the dribs and drabs."
Third man says proudly "I've got no problems on that front, at 7:30 I pee like a raging river, at 7:35 the #2 is like an exploding volcano. My problem is that I don't wake up till 9.
Second man says "Same for me except for #2, I'm sick of the dribs and drabs."
Third man says proudly "I've got no problems on that front, at 7:30 I pee like a raging river, at 7:35 the #2 is like an exploding volcano. My problem is that I don't wake up till 9.
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Excellent JokeJ-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!
