Charger Chants

[patswin]

The Chargers head west
And then they head east
The frequent flyer miles are worth it at least
True fans thank the Bolts
For offing the Ratbird
To see Baltimore advance would be truly absurd

 

[O.Z.O.]

What a season!, well who would've thought?
That after all this time, a new rhyme has BOU wrought
With his feelings, he admits, a battle has been fought
Agree with the move to LA, BOU certainly did not.

His season tickets he did let go
once LA was where the Bolts would show
Even though live in LA he does
not watching in SD each week killed the buzz

Still he remains a fan of Rivers
when he's hot he gives defenses shivers
Not to mention the Pats, all our playoff runs hushed
Both at Gillette and SD, BOU was present to be crushed

Quietly this season BOU couldn't quite resist
watching his old team, no cease and desist
That it's LA not SD does leave him pissed
But the chance to visit you all here was not to be missed.

Good luck this weekend! It should be a helluva game.

Holy mother of pearl, would you look at that
After a long hibernation, BOU has returned to talk smack.
Good to see you old friend, too long you've been away.
Of course, after Sunday, with us you'll no longer want to play.
This past Sunday, as hard as you for the Bolts I did root
To give the Ratbirds and their pathetic college offense the boot
However, back to reality we now all must go
Mass is lovely in January...the forecast says snow


good to see you amigo, been a long time.

 

[BostonTim]

Holy mother of pearl, would you look at that
After a long hibernation, BOU has returned to talk smack.
Good to see you old friend, too long you've been away.
Of course, after Sunday, with us you'll no longer want to play.
This past Sunday, as hard as you for the Bolts I did root
To give the Ratbirds and their pathetic college offense the boot
However, back to reality we now all must go
Mass is lovely in January...the forecast says snow


good to see you amigo, been a long time.

Well iif this situation didn't draw him back in, I was gonna seek a court order to have him declared dead.

Really fine to ssee your poetry again, BOU. All the best.

Cheers,

 

[mikiemo83]

Welcome back bolts, my brother
playoff meeting? Yup another

Glad to see you back in the halls
Talking smack as our teams balll

Has it really been this long Since we met
A fun day at the park we will never forget

Now to find your photo in my Hannah shirt
Yup this ass is digging up dirt.

 

[Patriots44]

What a season!, well who would've thought?
That after all this time, a new rhyme has BOU wrought
With his feelings, he admits, a battle has been fought
Agree with the move to LA, BOU certainly did not.

His season tickets he did let go
once LA was where the Bolts would show
Even though live in LA he does
not watching in SD each week killed the buzz

Still he remains a fan of Rivers
when he's hot he gives defenses shivers
Not to mention the Pats, all our playoff runs hushed
Both at Gillette and SD, BOU was present to be crushed

Quietly this season BOU couldn't quite resist
watching his old team, no cease and desist
That it's LA not SD does leave him pissed
But the chance to visit you all here was not to be missed.

Good luck this weekend! It should be a helluva game.

good to see you back. This thread is a real walk down memory lane

 

[dchester]

With Bolts Own U back, rhymes are in bloom.
But Merriman the quack, says the Patriots are doomed.
Shawne says it's a lock.
But the Chargers will pout.
As Brady lays down the boom.


Ex-Charger Shawne Merriman puts target on his back, says L.A. is a 'lock' to beat Patriots


Great to hear from you, BoltsOwnU!!!

 

[PumpDee]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The Chargers are gonna get Sunday.
Welcome back, BOU.

 

[O.Z.O.]

playing in the snow
Chargers will do Charger things
Philip plays like Joan

 

[mikiemo83]

playing in the snow
Chargers will do Charger things
Philip plays like Joan

he will be as cold as Phoenix

 

[Patriots44]

I feared this thread would slip to page 2
that wouldn't be suitable for our pal BOU
but Planeteers have stepped up to the plate
with rhymes and Haiku of varying weight
the tone has been friendly, in fact it is kinda
like that hate went away, with the sandy vagina
so crack open a brew and chant for some snow
and lets all be friends... P.S. Chargers Blow!

 

[INPatFan]

he will be as cold as Phoenix

Damn, that's cold

 

[RoadGrader]

Sources say BOU has gone all in, all-Hollywood
Where a man can go all in w/ his Jollywood
What this means to the Chargers-Pats game
I have nothing to offer which may be lame
But now that he is a God in the Land of Starlets
BOU can share from his personal pic-stash of Harlots
Some important action-film footage that we can breakdown
About real-life scoring not that by some NFLer of renown
Reminding us the true import about box scores and TDs
And focus on what really matters -- them Beautiful :Ohbaby: Bewbies

 

[Patriots44]

Sources say BOU has gone all in, all-Hollywood
Where a man can go all in w/ his Jollywood
What this means to the Chargers-Pats game
I have nothing to offer which may be lame
But now that he is a God in the Land of Starlets
BOU can share from his personal pic-stash of Harlots
Some important action-film footage that we can breakdown
About real-life scoring not that by some NFLer of renown
Reminding us the true import about box scores and TDs
And focus on what really matters -- them Beautiful :Ohbaby: Bewbies

you were just trying to get the word Bewbies in there, weren't you



(good job!)

 

[O.Z.O.]

Sources say BOU has gone all in, all-Hollywood
Where a man can go all in w/ his Jollywood
What this means to the Chargers-Pats game
I have nothing to offer which may be lame
But now that he is a God in the Land of Starlets
BOU can share from his personal pic-stash of Harlots
Some important action-film footage that we can breakdown
About real-life scoring not that by some NFLer of renown
Reminding us the true import about box scores and TDs
And focus on what really matters -- them Beautiful :Ohbaby: Bewbies

I'd call you a perv but that would be high praise...

 

[patswin]

I'd call you a perv but that would be high praise...

Didn’t slip any blow up doll reference in there either.

 

[TylerD]

What I am most thankful about is the game is in New England so we don't have to see those horrendous powder blue jerseys the Chargers have. Nearly as bad as the bright green Seahawks jerseys. That is all.

 

[BostonTim]

Loved the old afc powder blues

 

[Patriots44]

What I am most thankful about is the game is in New England so we don't have to see those horrendous powder blue jerseys the Chargers have. Nearly as bad as the bright green Seahawks jerseys. That is all.

you have to say that in rhyme or haiku form... just sayin... thread rules :archive:

 

[TylerD]

you have to say that in rhyme or haiku form... just sayin... thread rules :archive:

There once was these powder blue jerseys
They made my sight quite blurry
As a kid I thought they were neat
The older I grow, the more I know
these jerseys should be on delete.

Better? Not the best, but I had no time to prepare

 

[BoltsOwnU]

Sources say BOU has gone all in, all-Hollywood
Where a man can go all in w/ his Jollywood
What this means to the Chargers-Pats game
I have nothing to offer which may be lame
But now that he is a God in the Land of Starlets
BOU can share from his personal pic-stash of Harlots
Some important action-film footage that we can breakdown
About real-life scoring not that by some NFLer of renown
Reminding us the true import about box scores and TDs
And focus on what really matters -- them Beautiful :Ohbaby: Bewbies

BOU must say, he feels welcome to be back
and man, the quality of the latest smack?!
from some of the finest fans on the Planet
rhymes like this?! so fresh you should can it.
Now you probably all miss our retired Ladanian
but about the Bolts squad, there is no complanian
It's not always pretty the way they win
but betting on the Pats is a surefire sin
Rivers and co might not put up fifty
But celebrating our win here is gonna be nifty.:dbanana: