I got rejected by eHarmony

[BaCsonkaDonk]

I failed their stupid personality test. In case you're curious, here's what their rejection message looks like.

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=text_28_bold>Unable To Match You At This Time </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text>eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

So convince me that life is still worth living. Alternately, feel free to pile on.






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[EasyBigFella]

Looks like its back to the drawing board (internet pron) for you.

 

[shirtsleeve]

You told them you were a Doofin fan, didn't you.

Then again! :LOL:ROFL:archive:ROFL

 

[LurkingWife]

I always wonder if JD and I signed up would they match us?!?

 

[tehrick67]

What next? the hookers won't take your cash

 

[HarpoonIPA]

I failed their stupid personality test. In case you're curious, here's what their rejection message looks like.

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=text_28_bold>Unable To Match You At This Time </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text>eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

So convince me that life is still worth living. Alternately, feel free to pile on.

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You do realize you keep your mouth shut about how much sex you want to have until you get the match they intended 4 U set up, right? Then you slip her the Hangover drug of choice.

 

[Alco]

Probably shouldn't have mentioned the bodies in the backyard.

 

[HarpoonIPA]

What next? the hookers won't take your cash

Oh they still take cash, the real problem begins when I’ve tried to handoff Monopoly money and say it’s real currency from the Obama administration.

 

[Claremonster]

I failed their stupid personality test. In case you're curious, here's what their rejection message looks like.

I'm guessing when the question "What do you most like to see in a woman?" came up and you answered "My dick." it may have caused problems.

 

[babalu87]

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[Stranded Alien]

I failed their stupid personality test. In case you're curious, here's what their rejection message looks like.

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=text_28_bold>Unable To Match You At This Time </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text>eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

So convince me that life is still worth living. Alternately, feel free to pile on.






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It could be worse,You could be accepted by a rival teams message board.
Oh the Shame

 

[timmytomas]

hahahah! thats sooo funny! I guess your not capable of having a relationship. <object classid="clsid: D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="16" height="16" id="movie" align=""><param name="movie" value="http://forumsmiles.com/content/4/mov.swf"><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://forumsmiles.com/content/4/mov.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="16" height="16" name="movie" align="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"</embed></object>

 

[anderson]

One in five can't be matched? I thought there was someone out there for everyone.

 

[RI Patriot Fan]

Actually I honestly do know one other person who was rejected by Eharmony.....let's just say he's "special".

 

[harrisonhits]

This just means you're not a droid that fits into their various categories.

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

I think that hey had a hard coming up with other people living in half way houses.

 

[EasyBigFella]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-jected!

 

[Steve-o]

My girlfriend and I took the test to see if they would match us. Hers got rejected for cussing on her profile, and I got nonstop messages from a 48 year old woman in san Diego.
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[anderson]

My girlfriend and I took the test to see if they would match us. Hers got rejected for cussing on her profile, and I got nonstop messages from a 48 year old woman in san Diego.
Posted via Mobile Device

Did you hit it?

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

I'm guessing when the question "What do you most like to see in a woman?" came up and you answered "My dick." it may have caused problems.

That may have helped his case, his actual answer of "Hillary Clinton" seems more likely to have strained the parameters. :shrug: