fulltilt
Assclownism-it's the genes not a choice
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The Patriots come into this game feeling all warm and fuzzy about beating a team of Brownies last week 50-10. The Fins laid a 52-0 beating on us on the way to their perfect season and Super Bowl Championship in '72. I can't think of another team that even came close to matching that mark of perfection. Belichick just matched Shula for number of 10 win seasons and this offense has caused an alignment of the football gods ready to smite New England this week. Shula has put fresh juice into his electric mobility scooter and doubled up on his clastemy bags preparing for local Miami TV news interviews to opine about the level of cheating going on up here. Mercury Morris may set a personal record for the sheer size of the rocks he'll be smoking this weekend. The Pats will face one bewildering wildcat formation after another. The home team behind by 5 with the ball on the 3 yd line and 3 seconds left the game are surprised by Miami's defense, helicopters carrying John Deere model 314's with brush attachments and dropped onto the Patriots formation from 2000 feet in a crushing display of carpet bombing as Les Nessman screams into his mike "The players sound like bags of wet cement when they're hit by the tractors"
We have no chance. None
Cheatriots 10
Mighty Dolphins 46
We are DOOOMED!
Doomed I tell you!!
We have no chance. None
Cheatriots 10
Mighty Dolphins 46
We are DOOOMED!
Doomed I tell you!!