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OT- The Official™ Whoop some MI Bar ass, Michigan Dan!!

I may just be a n00b, but I've heard you are going to be a doctor soon.

I know you'll crush that test like a box of 20 bangers.

:)
 
Minnesota Dale should be a sports agent.

20 bangers? Does that mean cigarettes?
 
MAYHEM said:
Minnesota Dale should be a sports agent.

20 bangers? Does that mean cigarettes?
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Chicken nuggets, yo.

From what I hear, MD eats his weight in them daily.

Also, Minnesota Dale sounds like someone that would hunt his own pig, butcher his own chicken, and jump off of cliffs in to a class 5 river. The comparison, it doesn't work. ROFL
 
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Chicken nuggets, yo.

From what I hear, MD eats his weight in them daily.

Also, Minnesota Dale sounds like someone that would hunt his own pig, butcher his own chicken, and jump off of cliffs in to a class 5 river. The comparison, it doesn't work. ROFL
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Dan might touch a snake, no way he's holdin it though. Spiders? Fuggetaboutit.
Dale is a cigarette smoker though, no way Dan smokes.
 
I was going to start a thread like this.

I want to put up enough casino cash to buy MI Donavan 3 pies of his choice to crush like a BOSS. And then we can send him pictures of our best poops.
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Flagg the Wanderer said:
I was going to start a thread like this.

I want to put up enough casino cash to buy MI Donavan 3 pies of his choice to crush like a BOSS. And then we can send him pictures of our best poops.
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I'm not one to turn down a dare or a funny story but, yeah, you'll have to count me out of that one.
 
MAYHEM said:
Dan might touch a snake, no way he's holdin it though. Spiders? Fuggetaboutit.
Dale is a cigarette smoker though, no way Dan smokes.
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Actually, I don't think Dan would touch a snake. But you are correct on the spider.

Generally, he's an all around puss. But he knows how to win. Also, how to predict those wins.
 
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Actually, I don't think Dan would touch a snake. But you are correct on the spider.

Generally, he's an all around puss. But he knows how to win. Also, how to predict those wins.
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19-0 boys, 19-0. :arrr:
 
This thread has all kinds of potential.
 
I dropped a few movie lines in disguise on the state essay questions, MD.

I dare ya!
 
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I'm not one to turn down a dare or a funny story but, yeah, you'll have to count me out of that one.
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It's from several pages into the 1 Urinal Buffer thread. Michigan Damian is a big fan of poop pics sent to his cell phone, as long as the poop it picture worthy.
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Flagg the Wanderer said:
It's from several pages into the 1 Urinal Buffer thread. Michigan Damian is a big fan of poop pics sent to his cell phone, as long as the poop it picture worthy.
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Yes, yes- I know.

Not gonna partake, is all.
 
DarrylStingley said:
I dropped a few movie lines in disguise on the state essay questions, MD.

I dare ya!
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ROFL - some classmates and I did the same thing. Is it a thing and I missed the history, or that db just tried to claim the idea as his own?

Anyway, I called Caddyshack. Got the "do you use drugs, Danny? Everyday." Line in the crim essay, and did an entire golf course analogy and "$100 says you slice it into the woods" right through "I owe you nothing!" in the contracts essay. But I didn't use the names of Danny or Bushwood.
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Flagg the Wanderer said:
ROFL - some classmates and I did the same thing. Is it a thing and I missed the history, or that db just tried to claim the idea as his own?

Anyway, I called Caddyshack. Got the "do you use drugs, Danny? Everyday." Line in the crim essay, and did an entire golf course analogy and "$100 says you slice it into the woods" right through "I owe you nothing!" in the contracts essay. But I didn't use the names of Danny or Bushwood.
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I used some Big Chill lines and one from Arthur. I didn't know anyone else who did that until now. Awesome.
 
mikiemo83 said:
proctologist, he will be screwing and chewing


I ouind it was hard to pass a bar when I was younger and single
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you ouind?

Maybe I'm just overtired (truth) but we've now officially entered the realm of typos so bad I can't decipher them.

Edit: :doh: I figgered it now. But I like that word as an alternative spelling for "weened"

From the french for "yes, I still want to suck on your boobs, so I'm going to cry and fuss uncontrollably since you won't let me anymore."
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