Pamela Anderson to be last nude centerfold for Playboy

I wonder if they'll have to resort to a fourth fold, to fit the roast beef in?

That things gotta be hanging like a wizards sleeve with all the pounding it's taken by now.

Ok, now that I spit my soda out all over my screen. I just have to say that the visual from that description is just downright hilarious. Bravo sir.
 
I bet you if hustler had a issue of Whoopi Goldberg eating Rosie O'Donnell's pussy it would be the hottest selling magazine ever... you're saying to yourself how the f*** that could be? It would be like a train wreck you shouldn't see it but you have to...

:shake:
 
As a young kid and when I first started getting horny, I can recall finding a damp and moldy Playboy left out in the woods and would pray that the mold didn't cover any of the wobbly bits. I still remember seeing Miss December of '68 that way and when I first witnessed her ample charms I thought I was going to pass out. I think my knees buckled.

I used to cut through the woods more often than necessary and pray for a jackpot in them days. The world was a more innocent place when even that seemed dirty.

Nowadays any kid can watch German bondage porn and worse with the touch of a button. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

Still, it's kind of a sad thing for me to learn that Playboy nude centerfolds are a thing of the past. So it goes.


My oldest brother is 10 years ahead of me. He got married young and started his family right away. By the time I was 13, I was sometimes asked to babysit my nieces, which I grudgingly agreed to do when my sisters weren't available. One night, after putting them to bed, I stumbled across his Playboy collection. Needless to say, I always volunteered to babysit after that.
 
Back in the day when recycling was not an everyday activity my Boy Scout troop held paper drives. The troop got a semi trailer and parked it at a secluded but public location.

There would be half a dozen boys stationed at the trailer while the Dads would drive around with their sons plus extras and pick up folks papers. It was not unusual to see stacks 5' high in garages and sheds.

Anyway my Dad had a Pickup which was usually easily filed. On our route was the stack of Playboys.

On arrival at the trailer all the boys were screaming with joy...
 
Used to be an old abandoned recycling place in the early 70s up off Winter Street Extension, just a bit before Thrasher Road (Might explain why I'm a Metalhead) where there were stacks of newspapers from previous decade. It's as if they never recycled it. I had an interesting time saving newspapers to read about the Vietnam War where my dad had been, Watergate, and all kinds of other historical stuff... I was interested to see if I ever found mention of places my dad had been over there.

Also inside that rusting collapsing tin "building" were stacks upon stacks of various girlie mags - the standard Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Jugs, Chic, and on and on and on. The age of bush. Lots and lots of warm, cold-weather, snuggly bush.

Not a single one didn't make it back to my treehouse. Not only did I hide them under the bed, they were the bed. A camping matteress laid upon a huge flat stack of hundreds upon hundreds of skin mags.

I was a weird kid. :coffee:
 
I bet you if hustler had a issue of Whoopi Goldberg eating Rosie O'Donnell's pussy it would be the hottest selling magazine ever... you're saying to yourself how the f*** that could be? It would be like a train wreck you shouldn't see it but you have to...

Nah, I'd never afford the bills for the therapy I'd need if I saw it.
 
Used to be an old abandoned recycling place in the early 70s up off Winter Street Extension, just a bit before Thrasher Road (Might explain why I'm a Metalhead) where there were stacks of newspapers from previous decade. It's as if they never recycled it. I had an interesting time saving newspapers to read about the Vietnam War where my dad had been, Watergate, and all kinds of other historical stuff... I was interested to see if I ever found mention of places my dad had been over there.

Also inside that rusting collapsing tin "building" were stacks upon stacks of various girlie mags - the standard Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Jugs, Chic, and on and on and on. The age of bush. Lots and lots of warm, cold-weather, snuggly bush.

Not a single one didn't make it back to my treehouse. Not only did I hide them under the bed, they were the bed. A camping matteress laid upon a huge flat stack of hundreds upon hundreds of skin mags.

I was a weird kid. :coffee:


Was? :poke:
 
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