Pamela Anderson to be last nude centerfold for Playboy

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dchester said:
I guess Rosie O'Donnell wasn't available.

:shrug_n:
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I bet you if hustler had a issue of Whoopi Goldberg eating Rosie O'Donnell's pussy it would be the hottest selling magazine ever... you're saying to yourself how the f*** that could be? It would be like a train wreck you shouldn't see it but you have to...
 
Why is this in the politics and religion forum?

:huh:

I don't think she qualifies as a deity and I don't think she'll be posing with guns. I always put her near the top of the skank chain, and that was 20 years ago.
 
bideau said:
Why is this in the politics and religion forum?

:huh:

I don't think she qualifies as a deity and I don't think she'll be posing with guns. I always put her near the top of the skank chain, and that was 20 years ago.
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It's because I posted in the wrong forum.. apologies and mods feel free to move it. Sorry about that.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
I wonder if they'll have to resort to a fourth fold, to fit the roast beef in?

That things gotta be hanging like a wizards sleeve with all the pounding it's taken by now.
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Photoshop solves everything.
 
Also, it doesn't work that way with an above-average penis. The vagina - mostly the inside - will stretch, and occasionally be torn in tiny places some with a little bleeding the first several times, but it eventually "learns" to accomodate the larger "organ" (insert eggplant smilie here). However, if you stop doing it for a while, you have to start over again. The Vagina is a wonderful thing that never gets worn out, and begins to snap back after trips to PoundTown.

And none of that, in most cases, changes the outer appearance at all.

Hope this helps, my Irish friends. :coffee:
 
Claremonster said:
Also, it doesn't work that way with an above-average penis. The vagina - mostly the inside - will stretch, and occasionally be torn in tiny places some with a little bleeding the first several times, but it eventually "learns" to accomodate the larger "organ" (insert eggplant smilie here). However, if you stop doing it for a while, you have to start over again. The Vagina is a wonderful thing that never gets worn out, and begins to snap back after trips to PoundTown.

And none of that, in most cases, changes the outer appearance at all.

Hope this helps, my Irish friends. :coffee:
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thank you Chief Big Balls!!
 
I never thought this thread would turn out like this.



No that's a lie. I knew.
 
As a young kid and when I first started getting horny, I can recall finding a damp and moldy Playboy left out in the woods and would pray that the mold didn't cover any of the wobbly bits. I still remember seeing Miss December of '68 that way and when I first witnessed her ample charms I thought I was going to pass out. I think my knees buckled.

I used to cut through the woods more often than necessary and pray for a jackpot in them days. The world was a more innocent place when even that seemed dirty.

Nowadays any kid can watch German bondage porn and worse with the touch of a button. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

Still, it's kind of a sad thing for me to learn that Playboy nude centerfolds are a thing of the past. So it goes.
 
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