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Ladies and Gentlemen. Stop me if you've heard this before.
Young QB in his first Superbowl, up and coming Head Coach, underdog favoured to lose so heavily that turning up is an exercise in futility.
Yes, this beatdown by the Los Angeles Rams will be more than revenge for Superbowl 36; rather, it will be the start of a dynasty so awesome that, eventually, the other NFL teams will go off to form their own league.
The Pats win the toss and kick off. Weirdly, their D makes a stop as CJ Gurley/Todd Anderson run up the gut for no gain and a 3 and out. In the words of Admiral Akbar, it's a trap.
Johnny Hekker shapes to fake the punt. Then he fakes the fake, before faking the fake-fake. Belichick burns all three timeouts and, in the confusion, so does Chad O'Shea. The Pats give up a first down, and then some, after 3 delays of game.
Goff finds his various receivers against a now-exhausted Pats D and the game gets uglier than a ugly thing that's really ugly.
Unaccountably, the Rams only score 8 points in an uncharacteristically low-scoring affair.
The Pats are brutalised against a Rams front 4 that make the Fearsome Foursome look like pansies. At one point, Aaron Donald is quintuple-teamed. He dumps the entire O line into Brady.
The Pats are still in the game on the final drive. Brady finally drives downfield. With the ball at the Rams' 20, he fires a laser in the direction of Chris Hogan.
Nickell Robey-Coleman literally decapitates him and throws his body into the crowd a full 3 seconds before the ball arrives.
To everyone's astonishment, the side judge, who is a yard away, doesn't throw a flag. He actually covers his eyes to avoid looking at the Jumbotron.
The line judge is wearing a Jets jersey and looks familiar, like a certain commissioner.
The Rams hold out for the win.
Rams 8
Pats 0.
Young QB in his first Superbowl, up and coming Head Coach, underdog favoured to lose so heavily that turning up is an exercise in futility.
Yes, this beatdown by the Los Angeles Rams will be more than revenge for Superbowl 36; rather, it will be the start of a dynasty so awesome that, eventually, the other NFL teams will go off to form their own league.
The Pats win the toss and kick off. Weirdly, their D makes a stop as CJ Gurley/Todd Anderson run up the gut for no gain and a 3 and out. In the words of Admiral Akbar, it's a trap.
Johnny Hekker shapes to fake the punt. Then he fakes the fake, before faking the fake-fake. Belichick burns all three timeouts and, in the confusion, so does Chad O'Shea. The Pats give up a first down, and then some, after 3 delays of game.
Goff finds his various receivers against a now-exhausted Pats D and the game gets uglier than a ugly thing that's really ugly.
Unaccountably, the Rams only score 8 points in an uncharacteristically low-scoring affair.
The Pats are brutalised against a Rams front 4 that make the Fearsome Foursome look like pansies. At one point, Aaron Donald is quintuple-teamed. He dumps the entire O line into Brady.
The Pats are still in the game on the final drive. Brady finally drives downfield. With the ball at the Rams' 20, he fires a laser in the direction of Chris Hogan.
Nickell Robey-Coleman literally decapitates him and throws his body into the crowd a full 3 seconds before the ball arrives.
To everyone's astonishment, the side judge, who is a yard away, doesn't throw a flag. He actually covers his eyes to avoid looking at the Jumbotron.
The line judge is wearing a Jets jersey and looks familiar, like a certain commissioner.
The Rams hold out for the win.
Rams 8
Pats 0.
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