The official "parody thread title" thread

[Undertaker #59*]

NFL Conducting "Comprehensive" Peyton Manning Fellation

 

[HSanders]

Do I HAVE to hug the toilet bowl?

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Pig triggered it when he thought the "vapors" thread was the "vagina" thread. As a result, I remembered this thread.

v is for...

 

[benhamean]

NFL Consuming 'Colossal' Penile Mandingo Erection

 

[fusion99]

v is for...

and b is for... ?

 

[fulltilt]

Has enough time passed for a return of Mangini?

 

[mikiemo83]

Has enough time passed for a return of Mangini?

:Barf:

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Kraft Demands First Round Pick Back...Sues NFL.

 

[Claremonster]

Who Was The Last Girl You Banged, And Was It Worth the Time.

 

[BostonTim]

The Lazarus thing here is a GOOD thing.

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[BostonTim]

What's YOUR Favorite Penis Poem?

Here's mine, upposedly written by "Willie" hisself on his 75th birthday:

"I have outlived my pecker."
The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!?

BTW, feeling too much empathy here.

Cheers????, BostonTim

 

[mikiemo83]

Ant Stimulated canceled crowdfunding after money spent on liquor and strippers

 

[fulltilt]

My girlfriend and I talked about it and we agreed. Her healthy and firm double D's are to big. She's making an appointment for a breast reduction procedure.

 

[Joolz]

John Holmes’s Sperm #18

:Lwelcome:

 

[foley11]

My girlfriend and I talked about it and we agreed. Her healthy and firm double D's are to big. She's making an appointment for a breast reduction procedure.

Fast forward this entry to the "dumbest thing I ever spent money on" thread. thankyee.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Dirty Grandpa is a wholesome family friendly flick that warms the cockles.