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So my wife has a business trip coming up Wednesday, we've known about it for a month already. She looks at me YESTERDAY and asks: "Hunny, will you be able to bring me to Philly Wednesday, and Pick me up on Thursday".
I'm thinking :blink: WTF? you know how my schedule is. Once I book a job that's it! Nothing gets canceled for anything short of a life altering emergency.

So I call my client and change their inspection to This afternoon (Monday). Now I'm missing the damn football draft on Thursday as well.

When I go away o business I always get the same response from her: "Ok hunny, see you in a couple of days!" :banghead: SHe knows the airport like the back of her hand. Yet I'm driving her, I'm driving myself and parking at the airport.

Why wait till 3 days before te trip to ask me! :cuss:

.......women!
 
So my wife has a business trip coming up Wednesday, we've known about it for a month already. She looks at me YESTERDAY and asks: "Hunny, will you be able to bring me to Philly Wednesday, and Pick me up on Thursday".
I'm thinking :blink: WTF? you know how my schedule is. Once I book a job that's it! Nothing gets canceled for anything short of a life altering emergency.

So I call my client and change their inspection to This afternoon (Monday). Now I'm missing the damn football draft on Thursday as well.

When I go away o business I always get the same response from her: "Ok hunny, see you in a couple of days!" :banghead: SHe knows the airport like the back of her hand. Yet I'm driving her, I'm driving myself and parking at the airport.

Why wait till 3 days before te trip to ask me! :cuss:

.......women!

You were supposed to just know. Didn't they teach you that in your "Mind Reading For Marital Purposes 101" class?
 
So my wife has a business trip coming up Wednesday, we've known about it for a month already. She looks at me YESTERDAY and asks: "Hunny, will you be able to bring me to Philly Wednesday, and Pick me up on Thursday".
I'm thinking :blink: WTF? you know how my schedule is. Once I book a job that's it! Nothing gets canceled for anything short of a life altering emergency.

So I call my client and change their inspection to This afternoon (Monday). Now I'm missing the damn football draft on Thursday as well.

When I go away o business I always get the same response from her: "Ok hunny, see you in a couple of days!" :banghead: SHe knows the airport like the back of her hand. Yet I'm driving her, I'm driving myself and parking at the airport.

Why wait till 3 days before te trip to ask me! :cuss:

.......women!
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allegedly........sources say
 
So my wife has a business trip coming up Wednesday, we've known about it for a month already. She looks at me YESTERDAY and asks: "Hunny, will you be able to bring me to Philly Wednesday, and Pick me up on Thursday".
I'm thinking :blink: WTF? you know how my schedule is. Once I book a job that's it! Nothing gets canceled for anything short of a life altering emergency.

So I call my client and change their inspection to This afternoon (Monday). Now I'm missing the damn football draft on Thursday as well.

When I go away o business I always get the same response from her: "Ok hunny, see you in a couple of days!" :banghead: SHe knows the airport like the back of her hand. Yet I'm driving her, I'm driving myself and parking at the airport.

Why wait till 3 days before te trip to ask me! :cuss:

.......women!

Your wife laid the smackdown on you ROFL now I buy her the drinks in Vegas, so she doesnt have to take it from you :p
 
ROFL Ok, so you've been married mor ethan once, and you still dont' understand them? ROFL

I understand them just fine, for example: cash jobs = hand the wife 1/4 of the profit tell her it's half the profit = happy day.

If she asks me a question or gives me a direct order the answer is always "Yes Dear"

What else is there!?! :shrug:
 
I understand them just fine, for example: cash jobs = hand the wife 1/4 of the profit tell her it's half the profit = happy day.

If she asks me a question or gives me a direct order the answer is always "Yes Dear"

What else is there!?! :shrug:


3 days notice to drive her to the airport and pick her up, all without complaint... :shrug:




:p
 
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