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Is this some kind of govt money laundering scheme? :coffee:

Florida Woman Finds $8.5 Million In Account When Withdrawing Stimulus Check
By Bill Galluccio
Apr 16, 2020

A Florida woman was shocked when she checked her account balance after withdrawing her $1,200 coronavirus stimulus check. Diana Lagulli went to a Wawa in Sanford to use the ATM to take some money out after receiving a notification that the funds had been deposited into her account.

When Lagulli checked the receipt, she could not believe that her account balance read $8,500,000.

"I laughed and told our son, look, your parents are millionaires," she told WFOL.

Laguli called her bank and learned that the money was inadvertently deposited into her account. About 12 hours later, she received a notification that the money had been removed.

"That fairy tale went out the window," Lagulli said.

It was not the first time that Laguli thought she was a millionaire. Earlier in the week, her account balance was $3.5 million. That money was also deposited into her account by mistake.
 
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When you are 24 and break into a 73 yr old’s house and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didn’t know he was a boxer, a marine, and a hand to hand combat instructor.


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Holy shit I was born 40 years too early. Tinder ads from women shown on the Chive, something else I was too early for, are hilariously frank. Oh, man, it was different way back when. Otoh, it's no wonder 20 somethings don't date much anymore.

the ads with pics are at the link. Only posting a few for a preview.
Ok, 20 somethings here, is it really this damn easy?

https://thechive.com/2020/05/14/tinder-where-shame-doesnt-exist-34-photos-2/

"I'm on Tinder to make friends the same way I'm on pornhub to see if the plumber repairs the sink."

"Funny gets you fanny."

"looking to be fucked by something other than 2020."

"Your dick is like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm gonna blow it."

"Dumbledore and I have one thing in common. He and I are both Headmasters."
 
chevss454 said:
Holy shit I was born 40 years too early. Tinder ads from women shown on the Chive, something else I was too early for, are hilariously frank. Oh, man, it was different way back when. Otoh, it's no wonder 20 somethings don't date much anymore.

the ads with pics are at the link. Only posting a few for a preview.
Ok, 20 somethings here, is it really this damn easy?

https://thechive.com/2020/05/14/tinder-where-shame-doesnt-exist-34-photos-2/

"I'm on Tinder to make friends the same way I'm on pornhub to see if the plumber repairs the sink."

"Funny gets you fanny."

"looking to be fucked by something other than 2020."

"Your dick is like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm gonna blow it."

"Dumbledore and I have one thing in common. He and I are both Headmasters."
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They also want a dick pic...so, it helps if you're hung. :coffee:

Ask me how I know...
 
Can we just leave these 'creatures' who have been evolving for 5 million years the hell alone! 2020 sucks enough without unleashing aliens. Seal that cave up now!



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chevss454 said:
Can we just leave these 'creatures' who have been evolving for 5 million years the hell alone! 2020 sucks enough without unleashing aliens. Seal that cave up now!



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It's hidden, but there's a back door.

Cheers
 
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