Dwight Schrute
Deplorable #63174288
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2007
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- Age
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- Location
- America?s Hometown
Good swimmer
Yeah not buying that one!
Who won the civil war? Hilarious answers but, folks, our schools are failing!
https://twitter.com/Jeremyview/status/1287539236065992704
Survey says Massachusetts has America's best drivers...
for the 3rd year in a row!?
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/07...s-in-america-us-study-smartasset-mississippi/
Oh, dear god. LMAO. Sort of.
Having grown up in Mass (Acton) and now living in CT, I can support this claim.
The drivers in Mass are predictable. That is, they will do the worst possible thing, at the worst possible time.
On the other hand, the drivers in CT consist of Captain Oblivious and his Spaced Family (apply echoy reverb with that phrase).
They barely know that the long thin one makes it go and the square horizontal one makes it stop. The real advanced ones know the shiny thing tells them whats behind them.
As such they are completely unpredictable, since they have no frackin clue what they are going to do next.
Trust me, I'll take predictable massholes, over clueless wonders any day of the week.
I can defend myself if I have some certainty what the other masshole is going to do.
I have no idea, what Captain Obvious is going to do, since he doesn't either, so I can't predict a god damn thing.
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What if I said General Motors?
Oh wait that was the scecenda world war.
All 50 states have now issued warnings about mysterious, unsolicited packages of seeds that people across the nation have received in the mail in recent weeks.
The packages appear to be coming from China, according to the US Department of Agriculture (USDA). Photos shared by state agriculture departments show packages marked with labeling from China Post, which operates the official postal service of China. Some of the labels also indicate that the packages contain jewelry, although inside is typically a packet of seeds in clear, plastic packaging.
Bureaucrats
ROFL