I will guess there's a lot of bruises and maybe a broken bone or two that go along with that talent.
I bet her ass explosions are out of this world...the headline alone lol
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Just Exploded
Gwyneth Paltrow just had one of her new products blow up. But not in the good way. Her vagina candle actually exploded in someone's house.www.giantfreakinrobot.com
She's a bitch, but, I'd smash her burger.BSF wants Gwyneth Paltrow's phone number.
No thanks. She does nothing for me.She's a bitch, but, I'd smash her burger.
Note to self: Review photos with Mrs. Aloyouis...What's Worse Than Getting Stabbed by Your Wife When She Finds a Photo of You With a Hot, Younger Woman? When the Other Woman Turns Out to Be an Old Photo of Her.
Source - A woman stabbed her husband several times after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she herself was that “other” woman. The photo of the couple was taken ...www.barstoolsports.com