Yes, I am eating Turkey

I've never fried a turkey but have had enough to know that its impossible to do correctly.

Sort of like microwaving a steak, cant be done correctly.

To
My
Grave
On
This

I acually do two birds. I always fry one. It is perfect. No waste. All good & tasty. I know how to do it right.. To each his own I guess.
 
I used to have regular customers that I waited on years ago who always ordered well done filet.:cuss: One day I took off my shoes and put them on plates and served them. I am certain they tasted the same.

This is my wife. I literally do the facepalm and look down at my silverware until the waiter/waitress leaves.
 
Right now

Turkey for dinner last night and Turkey for dinner tonight

Turkey Chimmichangas Wednesday with lots of beer

Turkey FTW
I'll have 6 in my freezer befor weeks end

Fried turkey sucks ass BTW

Ben Franklin was right
Did you shoot it y'erself?

BTW I am going to brine mine this year. Never did that before.
Hear it keeps the meat moist.

I found this site over the weekend. It's just awesome and I even signed up!
http://rouxbe.com/

Check out the link on brining the turkey. ( although for all I know you probably already do this)
http://rouxbe.com/recipes/106-roasted-turkey-with-gravy/text
 
This is my wife. I literally do the facepalm and look down at my silverware until the waiter/waitress leaves.

You need to fix this. What kind of man are you?????

My ex husband was the same way. I cooked the food. You want it well done, cook the shit yourself.
 
You need to fix this. What kind of man are you?????

My ex husband was the same way. I cooked the food. You want it well done, cook the shit yourself.

My husband fixed me. Before him I didn't like fish, either.

He's like, the trifecta of awesome.
 
/obligatory shes dead who do you feel now asshole post.





;)

Take solace in knowing that she lives on in our hearts.... and a few of my very, very private 8mm home videos.

/okREALLYdonenow

:)
 
I can promise you that fried turkey is fantastic. PROMISE.


No
No it isnt
Some parts turn out over cooked, cant help that due to the method used for cooking.

Now THIS you can fry perfectly

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http://www.schwedhelm.net/diversions/prime_rib_fry.html

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Right now

Turkey for dinner last night and Turkey for dinner tonight

Turkey Chimmichangas Wednesday with lots of beer

Turkey FTW
I'll have 6 in my freezer befor weeks end

Fried turkey sucks ass BTW

Ben Franklin was right

How much per LB have you been seeing and or buying them at?
 
How much per LB have you been seeing and or buying them at?

40 - 60/lb

40 = must buy $25 of other shit
60 = cant buy two Turkeys and nothing else

Going to the .....and nothing else Tuesday fo 2 mo
They have apple cider for 2.99/gallon
Gonna make me some more wikid hahd cidah!
 
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