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BoltsOwnU said:
BOU must say, he feels welcome to be back
and man, the quality of the latest smack?!
from some of the finest fans on the Planet
rhymes like this?! so fresh you should can it.
Now you probably all miss our retired Ladanian
but about the Bolts squad, there is no complanian
It's not always pretty the way they win
but betting on the Pats is a surefire sin
Rivers and co might not put up fifty
But celebrating our win here is gonna be nifty.:dbanana:
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You know BOU I luv you, yes I do..........
PM me the *goodie* pics of yo latest boo :)



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TylerD said:
There once was these powder blue jerseys
They made my sight quite blurry
As a kid I thought they were neat
The older I grow, the more I know
these jerseys should be on delete.

Better? Not the best, but I had no time to prepare :(
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Good job!
just keep doing it and it gets better and better
 
'roid freak sack dance clown
The winners copy his moves
Baby cries real tears

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I hope the little fella does not call me disrespectful too!
 
BoltsOwnU said:
BOU must say, he feels welcome to be back
and man, the quality of the latest smack?!
from some of the finest fans on the Planet
rhymes like this?! so fresh you should can it.
Now you probably all miss our retired Ladanian
but about the Bolts squad, there is no complanian
It's not always pretty the way they win
but betting on the Pats is a surefire sin
Rivers and co might not put up fifty
But celebrating our win here is gonna be nifty.:dbanana:
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Pop open a beer my old friend
and watch as Rivers nears his playing end
the Bolts will win? Surely you jest
a better bet would be beachfront property in Kansas to invest
I will give you this, well balanced the Bolts look when they play
a far cry from the gag jobs back in the Turdner day
and maybe the escape from the whale's vagina was needed
for all of their past failures to be bleeded
but come Sunday, the GOAT will have a cold assassin's stare
and will play like somebody set fire to his hair
good luck to the Bolts, it they will surely require
to keep their season from going up in a great dumpster fire
 
Chargers in LA
History realigned, will
Lady T still cry?


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Sorry, I just have to break the rhythm here, you guys are on fire! And RG is making me snarf my coffee in the middle of my office with his sheeeeeit! hahahaha
 
Oh, once more the post-season dance
this time without the Merriman prance
even so, the Pats have zero chance
Facing our rush, Brady will fill his pants
Likely to throw at least three picks
at least one of which, we'll return for six
It's just not gonna be pretty
beating up on TB the old biddy
On a cold Sunday after he's crapped his pants
He'll surrender faster than the army of France.

:-o
 
aligned with failure
Bolts of old show against Pats
BOU has sad
 
First time around, for Chargers not nice
Team star LaDanian, resting, on ice

Rivers showed balls, playing thru ACL
But all in all, a cold day in hell

Bill has a plan, Tom is The Man
Chargers about to take it in the can

By Sunday at 4, their dreams no more
A look above, they won’t like the score

Josey will wail, Zo will be pumped
Sending home another post season chump

I’ll raise a brew, no feeling finer
While Chargers fly, back to Whales Vagina
 
BoltsOwnU said:
Oh, once more the post-season dance
this time without the Merriman prance
even so, the Pats have zero chance
Facing our rush, Brady will fill his pants
Likely to throw at least three picks
at least one of which, we'll return for six
It's just not gonna be pretty
beating up on TB the old biddy
On a cold Sunday after he's crapped his pants
He'll surrender faster than the army of France.

:-o
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Oh for gawds sakes JHC no, BOU, now you just stop
On our Pats your Chargers mic they will not drop
The fate of this weekends tilt rests with our QBs
Your #17 vs our #12 think we here fret? child please
We concede Brady's legs maybe slow
But this about Rivers we know
When it comes to procreatin'
Women weaken legs sources be advocatin'
Brady's got three, Rivers shortly will have nine
By now Phil's wife surely wants to put his flinky in brine:muse:
Brady's motoring toward six rings
Rivers seems interested in way different things
Sunday we'll see, whose legs will carry
Their team to be the most scary
My money's on thems that's got they's eyes on The Prize
And not on some buttery-smooth, oh so seductive Thighs

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Well, look at who's back it's the man of renown
and I thought about ol' BOU when his team skipped town

They left old whale's vagina for the tinsel and glitz
where blondies drive their white Mercedes sportin' tans and fake tits

Looks like Spanos bent you over --left the boonies for the Show
truth be told I was a little sad, but I want you to know

The Chargers might now pick up their snail mail in LA
but I hate them just as much and we'll see you Sunday

Nutkick
 
Well truth be told or else it's a sin
seldom a thread is just so full of win
just how much smack is left to spin
the Pats you thought of steel, soon revealed as tin
Chances of winning? your hopes are thin.
Sunday your season goes in the dustbin
and BOU will be here consoling your next of kin.

Trying to warm up here! ;-)
 
It looks like old school week here at on planet.
Old tyme rhymes are on fire, hope to fan it,
Chargers chants flowing like a Shawne Cycle
No not steroid, I’m talking Menstrual my uncle
He is bitching and moaning like only he can,
Look at me, I once was Lights out Merriman
Add in old man River, he is still in the mix
Dudes got so many kids its time to get fix(ed)
His balls should be snipped, Peas in the jock
The Patriots this week are a Guaranteed lock

Think about it, all we need now is LT lite to arrive
Last image of him was on the Bench, Is it alive?
Like a typical whiner he pulled out the “Classy”
He ain’t got nothing on the great Freddy Blassie.
So nice to see so many have returned here,
Now lets met up and suck down some beer
But wait, before we do, I have one request, no Fana
Roadgrader have some vitamin water and a banana.
BoltsOwnU nice to see you working the place,
Come fly east my brother, say it to my face.
I’m waiting to see who is going to be victorious
Not really I am dam sure it will be US.
 
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