Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

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1958, it was a good year, the 8th month especially, when i opened my eyes, still have them open, unfortunately. wish there was a joke but I aint feeling it. Don't mind me., in a sour mood...still.
Something ain't right and we all know it.

Pete and Repeat went across a bridge, pete fell in somehow, who was left? Daddy joke. I miss my daddy.
 
Q: What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

A: They can both smell it but not taste it.
 
I hate these hideous Christmas inflatables (just my thing, no offense to those who love them), 9 foot Santa, 9 foot Rudolph, 9 foot Frosty. Then overnight, Tommy comes along and deflates them and their they lay, flat on the lawn.

Cheers
 
BostonTim said:
I hate these hideous Christmas inflatables (just my thing, no offense to those who love them), 9 foot Santa, 9 foot Rudolph, 9 foot Frosty. Then overnight, Tommy comes along and deflates them and their they lay, flat on the lawn.

Cheers
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Nixon was in the oval office rest room looking in the mirror, straightening his tie, talking to himself, "I'm going to be King, I'm going to be King, I'm truly going to be King! Henry K had walked in unnoticed and said "Sorry what did you say, Mr. President?

Oh, Henry, Guess what??? We're going to Beijing!!
 
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