Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

[foobahl]

Ouch Bob

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Bob Newhart

 

[foobahl]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pb72li/a_flower_for_the_lovely_lady/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[aloyouis]

 

[BostonTim]

Lori and I were at my 50th HS reunion. I had been staring quite a while at this woman who was pouring down G & T's as fast as she could. You know her? Lori asked. Yeah. I told you I was married for 5 years right outta HS. She's the ex. She apparently has not been sober since. Holy shit Lori said. She's been celebrating for 45 Years???

 

[deec77]

Lori and I were at my 50th HS reunion. I had been staring quite a while at this woman who was pouring down G & T's as fast as she could. You know her? Lori asked. Yeah. I told you I was married for 5 years right outta HS. She's the ex. She apparently has not been sober since. Holy shit Lori said. She's been celebrating for 45 Years???

Damn I love your wife

~Dee~

 

[foobahl]

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I actually did that when my van hit all 1's, including the tenth of a mile. 7 in a row.

 

[BostonTim]

Damn I love your wife

~Dee~

 

[aloyouis]

I actually did that when my van hit all 1's, including the tenth of a mile. 7 in a row.

I would too if my ADHD allowed me to stay focused enough NOT to see squirrels driving down the road.

 

[BostonTim]

I actually did that when my van hit all 1's, including the tenth of a mile. 7 in a row.

This guy did subtract 789.0 from 123456 and started his trip meter at exactly 122667. That sound right?

 

[aloyouis]

This guy did subtract 789.0 from 123456 and started his trip meter at exactly 122667. That sound right?

Agreed.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

I actually did that when my van hit all 1's, including the tenth of a mile. 7 in a row.

White van, down by the river?

 

[foobahl]

White van, down by the river?

well la dee frickin da

 

[Hawg73]

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On a related topic:


View: https://youtu.be/mrGmYlZtNDg

 

[aloyouis]

On a related topic:


View: https://youtu.be/mrGmYlZtNDg

I'm pretty sure that cat went to FSU with me...

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

I'm pretty sure that cat went to FSU with me...

FSU?

 

[foobahl]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

 

[aloyouis]

FSU?

Framingham State

 

[foobahl]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pdemt9/best_family_photo_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[chevss454]

Tom Brady


View: https://twitter.com/SteelersBetta/status/1431663106581835776

 

[Hawg73]

If there is one thing I never get tired of it is awkward family photos.