Bought a new car today

[PumpDee]

Do all the underwear models you live with get jealous of the maid?





Cuz I hate when that happens.

 

[tehrick67]

Pig - have you beaten up any cops? or have some cool pictures of yourself on the beach in Maui?

Just curious

 

[bideau]

I'm the 2nd winner of the $1.5 billion Power Ball, but I don't want anyone to know yet. It's our secret. :STFU:

 

[PumpDee]

I started my new job yesterday.




I'm a cowboy astronaut millionaire.

 

[Roberto71]

in that case, I banged your daughter.

Cool, me too

 

[imapig]

in that case, I banged your daughter.

Cool, me too

Great now going to have to divorce her.

 

[king of kings]

I played 4 years of football. won 2 rings when I was younger


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[tehrick67]

I played 4 years of football. won 2 rings when I was younger


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I played 2 years of football and won 4 rings

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Carly Simon fell for me!


honest, she ran into me and bounced and was falling to the ground when I caught her

You're so vain...

 

[bideau]

Great now going to have to divorce her.

You could move to West Virginia, problem solved :shrug:

 

[foley11]

Guys, I have a big problem. Hope someone can offer some advice.

I recently bought a boat but I'm kind of on the fence. It only has 3 staterooms and I'm not sure if that is large enough to keep all my bitches happy while I head to the virgin islands this spring.

I guess my question is, how many 'companions' is enough for a 4 week trip to the virgin islands? You guys are the best

here she is.

 

[yackittysacks]

But did any of you do these things at high altitude? It's harder to breathe up here ya know!

 

[foley11]

But did any of you do these things at high altitude? It's harder to breathe up here ya know!

I tried taking my boat to high altitude. Didn't work out. I kept getting tired out.

 

[patfan64]

I have 17 head of cat on my 1.02 acre estate at the mouth of the Housatonic River. Both my boys are Eagle scouts (not really) and my daughter flies helicopters out of Sikorsky Airport (again not really). Ron Howard is a regular customer. I played 12 years of unorganized softball (this is true). Never once committed an error (not really) and I currently hold for the CT ASA record for runs scored (allowed) in a game with 23.

 

[patsload]

I'm a fat nerd that posts on the internet.

...wait I think I did that wrong

 

[deec77]

I'm a fat nerd that posts on the internet.

...wait I think I did that wrong

Only if your typing from your moms basement

~Dee~

 

[O.Z.O.]

Found a real picture of the sheriff-

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[imapig]

Found a real picture of the sheriff-

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Thats an old pick. Here is a recent one in his new yacht.

 

[yackittysacks]

I'm a bit pissed. I drove down to Southern Colorado yesterday and went over 3 pretty crazy passes. All above 10k ft. I took pics to show the sheriff what 10k looked like. All for not know.

 

[Undertaker #59*]

I'm a bit pissed. I drove down to Southern Colorado yesterday and went over 3 pretty crazy passes. All above 10k ft. I took pics to show the sheriff what 10k looked like. All for not know.

If you really want to, you can find him on other forums posting the exact same crap.