Classless Cheaters never prosper- Super. Bowl. Karma.

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I had a dream last night that Jeff Gillooly and Shane Stant ambushed Brady outside the locker room, smacked him on the knee and fled as he wailed why meeee!
Then Amy Fisher went to Gisels co-op in New York and first pistol whipped her, the shot her in the face.
While this was going on Claus von Bulow messed with Belichick's insulin throwing Bill into a coma.
Claudine Longet proceeded to shoot Randy Moss while he was skiing. ( that one was kinda weird. I mean, Randy doesn't ski..)
OJ Simpson and Phil spector were double dating with some Patriots cheerleaders and that's all I have to say about that.

We shouldn't even be here. As fans we know it and the rest of the country KNOWS the Giants are the '01 Pats..almost winning in the regular season and then slaying the dragon in the Big Dance.

We have no chance. None.

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Squeeling Smelly Classless Cheaters -19

We are DOOOMED!!!
Doomed I tell you!
 
It's finally the end of the line. Not just the white line on your mirror, or of the train pulled on your mother.
Choo,choo! Last stop ! Everyone get off! (Not sexually)!
The Pats don't stand a chance of pulling this one out. (Drip, drip,drip). At least for the Black guys on the team,
the black and blue bruises won't show so much. Total and absolute domination is coming in under four days!
break out the whips and chains folks....a nasty case of bondage of the home team is about to be unleashed!
Brass knuckles be damned! This will be a most severe beatdown, of historic proportions...the likes of which will probably never be seen again in these parts. Tremble before the mighty Giants of New York!

Giants 82
Pats 0... After one quarter!
 
We are dooomed...I think maye I'll go bowling or cleanup my cellar..
 
The Pats don't possibly stand a chance against a team that has won 10 straight on the road. And wouldn't it happen that the Giants are the visiting team. Why even play?

Giants 57
Pats 3
 
Dreams. I had a one too. The G men pwend teh the Pats, Woke up in a cold sweat realising that this was a premoniton.

Greatt G men: 86.
Cheatriots:3
 
Wear your dark suits Sunday because this day will mark the death of the Patriots as we know them. The Jersey Giants come out running, pummelling the Pats slow defensive line and blowing by our ancient linebackers in a mismatch of epic proportions. Asante Samuel, fearing injury just before his soon to be big pay day, carefully avoids any and all contact. Brady's ankle gets badly twisted on the first play as Matt Light gets bull rushed and falls on Tom. On a bright note, Matt Cassell gets his wish and QBs the Pats in the SuperBowl, albeit in a loss. It gets os bad, Josh McDaniels is seen interviewing for the RedSkins job at halftime. While the Giants go into the game hoping to win 23-17, they do much better than that.

Giants 66
Pats 6
 
With Tom Brady having a gimpy ankle and a shoulder problem that has lasted longer then most running backs in the league we are phucked. Please Drew Bledsoe come back and take the helm, we are Dooomed…..
 
A chance for "ever"

maybe the last chance ever to see Bill Belichick as coach of the Patriots, ever

last chance ever to see Tom Brady play in a superbowl

last chance ever to see Tedy Bruschi in a superbowl

last chance ever to worry about "did I win the lottery to get a ticket to the SB"

last chance ever to see Troy Brown as a Patriot, active or inactive

and the last chance ever to see the Patriots ahead in a superbowl, maybe early in the game, maybe late in the game

But NOT the last time we ever see members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins celebrating

2007 New England Patriots, 18-1

cry baby cry Giants 31, Patriots 30 (Ghost misses a big big extra point). cry baby cry

Junior Seau be damned
 
Patriots don't want it bad enough. Tommy has three rings, he doesn't need another. Maybe a wedding ring. And the defense is old while the Giants defense is fast and can rush the QB from all angles. I don't even see why they are 10+ point underdogs, they are destined to win.

Eli is playing better than the MVP, in fact, he needs to get the MVP instead. I doubt anyone will oppose it, he's earned it.

Giants - 23
cheatriots 17

Plaxico is a prophet.
 
Who is that I see in the distance??? It's LT, Carl Banks, Pepper Johnson(leaving the pats sideline) and Phil Simms. On the first play of the game, LT breaks Tom Brady in half, and smashing his face to the point where its so unrecognizable, he has to go back to dating actresses. After the play, LT snorts a line of coke on Brady's hurt ankle just to show everyone how weak NFL drug testing has become.

Phil Simms, angry that Brady broke his playoff completion %, completes all 47 of his passes on the day, amazingly every single on of them going to Plaxico Burress. Burress gets the game MVP as he shatters ever single game recieving record in the book.

New York football Giants 63
Cheaters 3
 
There is only one possible result.

Giants 23
Patriots 17

Plaxico Burress has foreseen it.
 
The Giants are simply too much for the Pats, as Brady is forced out of the pocket all day, while Eli has his way with the Pats secondary.

Patriots 16
Giants 38
 
Giants have momentum, and they have been fueled by that last game vs. the Patriots, it's propelled them through the playoffs.

Tom Brady has a bad ankle and a probable shoulder, so he might not even play.

Pats LBs are old and tired.

Giants are young and they have a two back tandem that could be the X factor.

Giants are confident.

Eli has improved greatly in the last three games, and he hasn't thrown any interceptions. He's matured and poised.

The law of averages says eventually the Patriots have to lose a game.

Chris Collingsworth just gave the blueprint for how to beat the Patriots on NFL network. You pressure Brady, don't allow them to run screen plays, and bump Moss. It's simple.

Tom Brady's girlfriend might be in the stands.

Eli is a Manning, and they are a great quarterback family. He played football in the yard as a child with his brother, Peyton.

Tom Brady is only a sixth round draft pick who dinks and dunks.

The pressure on the Patriots will be too great for them to overcome. The Giants are loose.

Giants - 23
Patriots* - 17
 
Nobody thought the NY Giants had it in them. Nobody imagined their 24-point hole was anything but a grave.

NE came into the game as the favorite due to an offense that had rolled over virtually every opponent in dramatic fashion the entire sesaon, setting numerous records along the way. When they exploded for 38 points while building a 38-14 lead with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, nearly everyone on the planet followed TMQ's lead by writing "game over" in their journals.

But it was not meant to be NE's day.

The game began with NE driving methodically down the field after the opening kickoff to the NY 33 yard line. Trying to squeeze a pass into Wes Welker, Brady makes the first mistake of the game, however, and is intercepted by Mitchell on the 23.

NY takes immediate advantage of the turnover when Plaxico Burress gets past the defense and Manning hits him for the 77 yard score. In two plays, the entire complexion of the game is changed. What looked like a sure NE score turned into a Giant 7-0 lead within 10 seconds.

Fans, players, former players and media members the globe over are hoping against hope that NY will ride the wave and knock the Giant over. Like many wishes, it isn't granted exactly as desired.

Rather than be deflated, the quick turnaround seems to energize the Patriots. When they tie it up on a pass to Moss with 4 minutes remaining in the 1st, most take it in stride. Surely the Giants weren't shutting NE out.

But the barage had only begun.

After a NY punt, Brady leads NE down the field again, hitting Watson for the lead taking TD.

The Giants respond with an efficient drive of their own, retying the game on a Jacobs 1 yard run. Giant fans would wait for quite some time before seeing NY near the end zone again.

NE's next drive goes nowhere, largely because of a Justin Tuck sack of Brady, but NY fumbles the punt and NE recovers on NY's 8 yard line. Like NY before them, NE immediately turns the extra possesion into points when Brady finds Moss open in the back of the end zone.

NY's comedy of errors continues when Manning is picked by James Sanders near midfield. Three straight passes to Faulk account for 43 yards of offense before Brady hits Moss for his 3rd TD of the game and a 28-14 halftime lead.

Sensing the urgency of the situation, NY's goes for a 4th down on their opening possession of the 3rd quarter. Unfortunately, Jacobs is stuffed giving NE the ball back once again.

Another touchdown, this time on a 6 yard run by Maroney, caps NE's responding drive giving them a seemingly insurmountable 35-14 lead.

Oddly enough, despite even expanding further, the lead would prove short-lived.

After another scoreless drive by NY, NE again marches right down the field to the Giants' 3 yard line. On 3rd down, Brady moves in the pocket, finds Watson wide open in the right corner of the endzone... and he dropped it! Thinking, like everyone else at this point, that the game was over anyway, Watson just laughs it off and struts back to the sideline. NE kicks the FG to take a 24 point lead at 38-14.

They never scored again.

Surprising no one, NY switched things up on their next drive by going with their two minute offense. What was surprising, however, was just how effective they were. 2:12 later, they were lining up for a 2 point try after Manning had hit Burress for his second TD on the day. Manning to Burress again brought the score to 38-22.

NE responded lethargically with a 3 and out, and Hanson, standing one yard deep in the end zone, lets lose. Oh what a terrible punt. NY fair catches the ball on NE's 41 yard line. And there's a flag on the field! NE is being called for a personal foul!

Starting on the 27 yard line, NY quickly scores again on a 14 yard scramble by Manning. Another two point catch by Burress brings the score to 38-30 just five seconds into the 4th quarter. What a turn of events.

Clearly inspired by the offense's scores, NY's defense steps up again forcing their second straight three and out. NE's punt is better this time around, but their defense is gassed. NY lets lose with another long drive, this one 15 plays long and lasting nearly five minutes despite two NY timeouts. Somehow, NE holds NY out of the end zone forcing a FG, which NY takes bringing the score to 38-33.

NY's decision looks wrong as NE's offense takes their cue and moves methodically down the field. Visions of NE's 9 minute drive to end the AFCCG are dancing in NE's fans heads as Brady hands the ball off to Maroney with 3 minutes remaining on 3rd and 2. It's close. The chains are called for. It's short! But NE is still well withing range of a game sealing field goal. Gostkowski lines up... here's the snap....

IT'S LOW! NE CAN'T EVEN GET THE KICK OFF! NY HAS ANOTHER CHANCE!

Given their opportunity to pull off this historic comeback, NY does not let their fans down. It almost seems preordained that a TD is coming as NY just marches right down the field. Amani Toomer's TD caps off one of the most memorable drives in SB history. The two point conversion fails, but NE still finds themselves down 39-38 with only one minute remaining.

Although they are trailing, NE likes their position when a great return by Hobbs sets up NE near midfield. Brady deals lasers while bringing NE to NY's 24 yard line with 6 seconds remaining.

Again, Gostkowski lines up...here's the snap AGAIN....

IT'S OFF AGAIN! MATT CASSELL HAS THE BALL! HE"S ROLLING OUT! THERE'S NO WAY HE"S MAKING THE FIRST DOWN! HE THROWS THE BALL! IT'S INCOMPLETE! THE GIANTS WIN!

In the mess that follows, it is disclosed that the intended target, Mike Vabel, was interfered with, but it went uncalled because the back judge didn't realize he was an eligible receiver. Fans of NE are brought to tears as humanity rejoices. The devil's spawn have been slayed and everything is right with the world again.

Feeling responsible for the loss, Brady retires immediately, forcing NE to draft a QB with the 7th pick in the 2008 draft. The magic clearly gone, the QB is a monumental flop. Oddly enough, after spending years defending Brady, it is him abandoning the team that finally proves how valuable he really was as the team slinks into mediocrity. As more years pass by, even mediocrity seems like an achievement. Instead of being the final piece that would prove their greatness, SB 42 ultimately proves to be NE's undoing.

Enjoy these last few days everyone, it's about to get ugly real fast.
 
PATRIOTS:
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GIANTS:
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KARMA knows all and sees all.

All season long we have made pathetic offerings to Karma here in these weekly threads, while at the same time bragged and screamed to the world that our Patriot team is the best ever ever.

KARMA has not missed this hypocracy.
KARMA hates the 2-faced more than anything.
All of our petty offerings have only contributed to the hatred and vengence that is due to us and our pathetic Planet offerings.

No one has doomed the New England Patriots more than us.

Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, the offensive line, Maroney, Faulk, hell, even the Ghost are all doomed in their efforts in this final game of the season.

KARMA shall show her might in the most spiteful way.

Every Giants offensive player will score at least once.
Every Giants defensive player will score at least once.
Tom Coughlin will score on a Patriots Cheerleader at least once.
Roger Goodell will spit on Belichick's face at least once.
Tom Brady will throw a TD interception each quarter at least once.
Randy Moss will promise on TV to go to another team at least once.
Bob Kraft will throw up on TV at least once.
Giselle Bundchen will embrace Eli Manning during the Lombardi Trophy presentation at least once.

WE
ARE
DOOMED
(and unworthy)


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