I can only hope that Brian Urlacher chokes him to death (with his limp wrist...) and beats him with his own helmet until he HANDS THE ****ING BALL OFF!
Of course, it's much better to just heave it blindly over the middle of the field and hope for the best (of course, he is going to have to pay Rex Grossman every time he does, as old Sexy Rexy has the copyright on that manuever...)
And apparently Lovie Smith is taking the same stupid pills Cutler is. That fake punt on 4th and 11 from your own 30 was absolutely brilliant. I know, we'll direct snap it to the guy not paying attention so he can run straight into the pile.