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Ugh. We are so screwed. The extremely hot Miami Dolphins will widen the gap at the summit of the AFC, in a story that will be depressingly familiar to non-bandwagon fans who remember the '80s.
If you're a bandwagon fan "of a certain age", you might want to dig out your Bears, 49ers and Giants jerseys. If you're a more recent bandwagon fan, I suggest declaring how you now find Football boring.
The Pats' "bend and break at even the slightest sign of stress" D, and their "Spread" offence (spread as in "thinly spread talent") will yet again prove depressingly awful. By the end of the game, we will be pining for Rod Rust to return and will be begging Scott Zolak to hang up his commentating headphones, to start at QB.
Unlike in previous incarnations of this thread, Brady makes it through the game in one piece. It doesn't help in the slightest as Cameron Wake, Robert Quinn et al do him and (to quote the Ammu-Nation ad on GTA) "flip him over for seconds".
He completes no passes, is sacked 35 times, and picked off 10 times. Sony Michel gets another rude awakening about the NFL and outdoes Vontae Davis by retiring during the first quarter.
Ryan Tannehill is Dan Marino but without the choking. He finds Stills and Amendola all day long and it is a long day for this D.
The Pats end up with minus 1776 yards on O. The Dolphins get a combined 1945 yards.
Finally, three hours later, the torture ends.
Dastardly Dolphins - 642
Pats - Nada.
If you're a bandwagon fan "of a certain age", you might want to dig out your Bears, 49ers and Giants jerseys. If you're a more recent bandwagon fan, I suggest declaring how you now find Football boring.
The Pats' "bend and break at even the slightest sign of stress" D, and their "Spread" offence (spread as in "thinly spread talent") will yet again prove depressingly awful. By the end of the game, we will be pining for Rod Rust to return and will be begging Scott Zolak to hang up his commentating headphones, to start at QB.
Unlike in previous incarnations of this thread, Brady makes it through the game in one piece. It doesn't help in the slightest as Cameron Wake, Robert Quinn et al do him and (to quote the Ammu-Nation ad on GTA) "flip him over for seconds".
He completes no passes, is sacked 35 times, and picked off 10 times. Sony Michel gets another rude awakening about the NFL and outdoes Vontae Davis by retiring during the first quarter.
Ryan Tannehill is Dan Marino but without the choking. He finds Stills and Amendola all day long and it is a long day for this D.
The Pats end up with minus 1776 yards on O. The Dolphins get a combined 1945 yards.
Finally, three hours later, the torture ends.
Dastardly Dolphins - 642
Pats - Nada.