Hogfarmer
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I swear to God this is true:
When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!
Any doctors around here?
When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!
Any doctors around here?