I really like this girl that I work with. What should I do?

see married means we think she is out and looking for a side dish with no attachment. so we offer out services because the dude sleeping on the bed beside her is actually sleeping.

The male mind is a beautiful thing...
 
I just don't understand why "No thanks!" isn't good enough.

I have the "two hour rule." If I haven't thrown you into bed and banged you brains out within two hours of knowing you, I'm not going to bang your brains out. Ever. :shrug:
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I just don't understand why "No thanks!" isn't good enough.

I have the "two hour rule." If I haven't thrown you into bed and banged you brains out within two hours of knowing you, I'm not going to bang your brains out. Ever. :shrug:
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Some just think you are playing hard to get because you can't possibly be resisting their hotness and charm :rolleyes:
 
I just don't understand why "No thanks!" isn't good enough.

I have the "two hour rule." If I haven't thrown you into bed and banged you brains out within two hours of knowing you, I'm not going to bang your brains out. Ever. :shrug:
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Some men will neva get it...No matta what you say. Try and be nice and they think you want them. Well even if you get mean some still think that:rolleyes:
 
And that's just sad. Sometimes embarrassing for them.
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Anyone remember Ruthless People? Danny Devito and the wrong number?

"Yeah Debbie's here. She'll have to call you back. My dick's in her mouth."

Tried something along those lines once.

Oh and Happy Steak and Blow Job Day, guys. :wave:
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I just don't understand why "No thanks!" isn't good enough.

I have the "two hour rule." If I haven't thrown you into bed and banged you brains out within two hours of knowing you, I'm not going to bang your brains out. Ever. :shrug:
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That is awesome, no time for desert, head back to the shag room... Excellent!!


Oh and chicks can be just as stubborn as men, they can't believe a guy will not bang them.. They think we think of nothing but sex... Oh how wrong they are... We actually are, they are correct.
 
should have waited until today and let her know it was steak and a blowjob day...once again you prematurely exited...


so is the boyfriend real or battery operated? did she just tell you there was a dude to make you back off.

I think the boyfriend story is legit, although, for as much as we've talked over the past few months, it does raise some eyebrows on why she hasn't mentioned him more often.

You paid for lunch and you got nothing in return?

Turn your mancard in IMMEDIATELY

It wasn't so easy to get up and leave this time. We went to Chicken Kitchen and you order and pay before you sit and eat. What didn't help was the fact that I pick the same place to go for lunch as six other co-workers yesterday. I didn't notice until she mentioned it to me.

I will give her credit though. She's the one that got hot wings with blue cheese. It brought a tear to my eye, figuratively.

Well it sucks that you had no luck with that. But you can still take our advice and apply it to your world of dating.

You would of never known if ya didn't try!

Will to, TBrownslady. As tough as some are on me, I respect everyone's answers and suggestions. I'm happy that I got to share my side of the story regardless of the outcome. Feels like I got a huge weight off my chest.

Some men will neva get it...No matta what you say. Try and be nice and they think you want them. Well even if you get mean some still think that:rolleyes:

Women can be the same way too. It's just human nature sometimes.

Guess I better get some steak before it's too late....:patriotlogo:
 
The wimmenz are just starting to act like men now....How do ya like it :D
 
Mikie, I never enter a room without an exit strategy. :wink:
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Maybe this will help young man;

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in
the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They
stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
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