O.Z.O.'s bored on a Thursday afternoon

[O.Z.O.]

A takeoff on the girlie pic thread-

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Morgan Smith Goodwin (the Wendy's chick)

 

[Jaric]

Hands off muh woman.

 

[O.Z.O.]

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Milana Vayntrub (AT&T chick)

 

[PatriotInIndy]

Rose Bertram. I'd do her until I literally fell over and died.

 

[tehmackdaddy]

"I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god..."

O.Z.O. - why wouldn't you just use your penis?

 

[patswin]

The Wendys gal is married. <shrinkage alert>

Also she's blond and dyes red for the Wendy's gig....

 

[patswin]

O.Z.O. - why wouldn't you just use your penis?

She likes fisting?

 

[BostonTim]

O.Z.O. - why wouldn't you just use your penis?

He said "LIKE". Perhaps his penis is "like" the fist of angry God. :shrug:

Cheers

 

[tehmackdaddy]

He said "LIKE". Perhaps his penis is "like" the fist of angry God. :shrug:

Cheers

"It" is the subject - the object of his hitting. So apparently he would like to do unmentionables to the fist of an angry god. :shrug:

People are into some weird stuff nowadays. I heard something about tentacles the other day.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[bideau]

The Wendys gal is married. <shrinkage alert>

Also she's blond and dyes red for the Wendy's gig....

What's your point?

The AT&T girl

wuv

 

[Joolz]

What's taking imapig so long to post in this thread? He's here. :shrug_n:

 

[O.Z.O.]

The Wendys gal is married. <shrinkage alert>

Also she's blond and dyes red for the Wendy's gig....

and your point would be...:shrug_n:

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What's taking imapig so long to post in this thread? He's here. :shrug_n:

Hasn't found anything crude and offensive enough yet? :shrug_n:

shit...all he needs to post is somebody holding a snake's mouth open or a hole in the wall...

 

[O_P_T]

So is this what we do now instead of the June Jollies?

Kids today :facepalm:

Anyway, I'll go with two of my all time "Loin Smoke ®" candidates.

Kate Beckinsale

Olivia Wilde

 

[BostonTim]

Olivia Wilde

Thirteen! drool

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

I forgot to include Margot Robbie's name here...

 

[tehmackdaddy]

Much proof that real ones are better than fake.

 

[Darth Despot]

Much proof that real ones are better than fake.

Not only that, but ladies take a note, SMALL real ones are infinitely better than big fake ones.

 

[bideau]

Much proof that real ones are better than fake.

Not only that, but ladies take a note, SMALL real ones are infinitely better than big fake ones.

Over inflated fake is a real turn off. If they don't need a life preserver to stay afloat, then they went too far.

 

[Patriots44]

forgot about June Jollies!
I'll dig up some pics of some of my fav "I want to do them" actresses later and post them.

I'm thinking old school "when I was a kid".... like Barbi Benton!!
also Maryanne from Gilligans Island. The original Daisy Duke.... those kind