Obedient Wive's Club

[bideau]

Sadly, thats not how it worked out for me

You fell for the bait and switch.

 

[tehrick67]

You fell for the bait and switch.

Hook, line & sinker, tehrick got played

 

[PumpDee]

Obedient girlfriends turn out to be obedient wives...

Just saying.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!


You've obviously never been married.

 

[Jaric]

Sadly, thats not how it worked out for me

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!


You've obviously never been married.

No. My wife was never obedient.

However, this drought on teh sexy time is a relatively new development. I can definitely feel my soul in disharmony because of it. I think I'm going to send her this article along with that one someone else linked awhile back where a scientific study proved that semen helps women fight depression.

 

[Jaric]

You fell for the bait and switch.

I'm willing to bet there has been a whole lot of baiting going on. Probably some switching too to avoid pulling a muscle. Well...pulling an arm muscle at least. You kinda have to pull the other musc...you know what I'll just stop. You all get the point. He's whacking it a lot.

 

[patsload]

that's what we get for marrying women that "think" and want to be "independent"

 

[tehrick67]

that's what we get for marrying women that "think" and want to be "independent"

this

 

[Jaric]

this

Seriously. Where did we go wrong here? They used to have to cook and clean and give us the sexy time.

What the **** happened?

 

[tehrick67]

Seriously. Where did we go wrong here? They used to have to cook and clean and give us the sexy time.

What the **** happened?

I think it started when they got to vote, and it's all gone down hill since

 

[Jaric]

I think it started when they got to vote, and it's all gone down hill since

Bah!

We should have never let them burn their bras. That was the begining of the end.

 

[tommysgirl]

Obedient girlfriends turn out to be obedient wives...

Just saying.

We can all benefit from practice. :archive:

Show of hands from anyone that thinks I may even remotely be an obedient girlfriend.ROFL

 

[tehrick67]

Show of hands from anyone that thinks I may even remotely be an obedient girlfriend.ROFL

Look no further than the sock drawer fiasco

 

[tehmackdaddy]

Show of hands from anyone that thinks I may even remotely be an obedient girlfriend.ROFL

You have to be otherwise he wouldn't let you have interwebz privileges.

 

[tommysgirl]

You have to be otherwise he wouldn't let you have interwebz privileges.

Hmmm...let's see/ Anyone seen FT around posting lately????


Next question.

 

[foley11]

Double digit anniversaries coupled with youngins is the death knell for teh sexy time.


take heed.

 

[tehrick67]

Double digit anniversaries coupled with youngins is the death knell for teh sexy time.


take heed.

I could have used this advise about 10 years, and 2 kids ago

 

[PumpDee]

Hmmm...let's see/ Anyone seen FT around posting lately????


Next question.

The pants.












She wears 'em.

 

[tehmackdaddy]

Hmmm...let's see/ Anyone seen FT around posting lately????


Next question.

While the cat's away, hmmm? Better delete that browsing history.

 

[mgoblue101415]

For the record... 1st... The Bible talks more about the dutiful wife than the Qur'an. 2nd... The whole "dutiful" thing is a cultural thing, much more so than a Muslim thing.

So... If you really want a "dutiful" wife then you need to head on over to Saudi Arabia or Malaysia and find a nice, obedient woman.

Or, I hear you can buy one. It doesn't cook or clean but she's ready to go anytime you are. Well, as long as you have an air pump handy.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

No. My wife was never obedient.

However, this drought on teh sexy time is a relatively new development. I can definitely feel my soul in disharmony because of it. I think I'm going to send her this article along with that one someone else linked awhile back where a scientific study proved that semen helps women fight depression.

The force is NOT with you...