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Chad Johnson - WR - Bengals

Chad Johnson tweeted that he's accepted a coaching position with the Cleveland Browns.

Johnson is close with Hue Jackson and was known to be campaigning for work on the Browns' coaching staff. The Browns already have a WRs coach in Al Saunders, so it's unclear what Johnson's role will be or even if he'll stay with the team beyond training camp. Ochocinco definitely knows a thing or two about catching the pigskin. He ranks 33rd all-time with 11,059 receiving yards.

:coffee:

One.smaht.cookie.
 
Chad Johnson - WR - Bengals

Chad Johnson tweeted that he's accepted a coaching position with the Cleveland Browns.

Johnson is close with Hue Jackson and was known to be campaigning for work on the Browns' coaching staff. The Browns already have a WRs coach in Al Saunders, so it's unclear what Johnson's role will be or even if he'll stay with the team beyond training camp. Ochocinco definitely knows a thing or two about catching the pigskin. He ranks 33rd all-time with 11,059 receiving yards.

:coffee:

One.smaht.cookie.

Well, I could see him helping the rookies understand some of the finer concepts of the game, such as:

1) When the ball hits you on the hands, you are supposed to catch it.

2) The proper way to celebrate after a touchdown.

3) Umm . . .

:shrug_n:
 
Chad Johnson - WR - Bengals

Retired WR Chad Johnson is campaigning for a coaching job with the Browns.

"Gonna ask Hue [Jackson] if I can join the Browns coaching staff as a 'route running specialist' assistant receiver coach," Johnson tweeted. "What's the [worst] he can say." Johnson has a close relationship with Jackson, and Jackson once called Johnson a "son." Jackson coached Ochocinco in Cincinnati from 2004-06 as the Bengals' WRs coach. We doubt Johnson gets the gig.
 
It's been about 6 years since he scored one. You think he'll have to watch game film to re-acquaint himself with the rituals?
With a natural like him, it's just like riding a bike.

:dbanana:
 
Chad Johnson - WR - Bengals

Chad Johnson tweeted that he's accepted a coaching position with the Cleveland Browns.

Johnson is close with Hue Jackson and was known to be campaigning for work on the Browns' coaching staff. The Browns already have a WRs coach in Al Saunders, so it's unclear what Johnson's role will be or even if he'll stay with the team beyond training camp. Ochocinco definitely knows a thing or two about catching the pigskin. He ranks 33rd all-time with 11,059 receiving yards.

:coffee:

One.smaht.cookie.

Maybe.

Clearly behind Toll House, white chocolate macadamia, and Snickerdoodle.

I guess he could place 4th.
 
Chad has always struck me as an absolute dummy. Of course the Browns would hire him as a coach. smh.
 
He might be used for...

You know, in the No Fun League, so long as the receiver doesn't hand him the ball until he is well off the field in areas coaches are allowed to go, could he be used as a designated touchdown celebrator?
 
First the Cavs win the title, now this. The Browns will win the SB. I guess Cleveland is the new city of champions :coffee:
 
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