Patriots Planet mayoral nominees

  • O.Z.O.

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • Hawg73

    Votes: 8 13.3%
  • Undertaker#59

    Votes: 16 26.7%
  • RoadGrader

    Votes: 3 5.0%
  • BrownFan80

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • SonsofKraftyBob

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • MikieMo83

    Votes: 5 8.3%
  • Baron Samedi

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bender

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • VYF

    Votes: 10 16.7%
  • BY1401

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Claremonster

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Wandering Athol

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • jh

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • other (nominate a write-in candidate)

    Votes: 11 18.3%

  • Total voters
    60

O.Z.O.

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Well, after the overwhelming response to my shameless panhandling plea for casino cash yesterday, I have decided that we should have an election to determine who should be the mayor of Patriots Planet. I'm nominating myself, and will try to come up with a list on candidates. Polling closes at COB on Monday (5PM EST), vote early and vote often!


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oops, almost forgot- this is a "mayor-for-life" position
 
I think peeps should come up with suggested campaign slogans for the nominees to help with the voting, like for example:

Jh For PP Mayor

"I promise a bent-over Mormon and some pot or a chicken in every pot -- whatever can come first"

:D :D
 
You can't limit something like this to one position.

UT is obviously the Governor of the State of PP.

Mikie could be the Mayor, because he's levelheaded and sees many sides of the issue. I don't know if he's corrupt enough for politics, though.

The Chief of Police? I nominate SOKB, since he's got the guns... but, then again, being a lawyer, he should probably be the District Attorney or Supreme Court Judge.

RG... well, we don't have an official position, but he definitely runs the pr0n store in this little mecca, LOL....
 
i vote UT if this is a serious poll

of course it's serious, the winner is going to be mayor for life, and will enjoy all the powers of a dictator, ruling ruthlessly with an iron fist.
 
I would like to hear (or see) speeches from all the nominees as to why they deserve my vote. I would also like to know what they plan to do with their newfound power.
 
You can't limit something like this to one position.

UT is obviously the Governor of the State of PP.

Mikie could be the Mayor, because he's levelheaded and sees many sides of the issue. I don't know if he's corrupt enough for politics, though.

The Chief of Police? I nominate SOKB, since he's got the guns... but, then again, being a lawyer, he should probably be the District Attorney or Supreme Court Judge.

RG... well, we don't have an official position, but he definitely runs the pr0n store in this little mecca, LOL....

all these positions will appointed by the mayor.
 
I would like to hear (or see) speeches from all the nominees as to why they deserve my vote. I would also like to know what they plan to do with their newfound power.
yes ma'am (kisses baby on forehead)


Four score and seven points ago our fathers brought forth on this Forum, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that the Patriots have no equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that planet, or any planet so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

I am running for the mayor of Simpleton
 
mikiemo83 For PP Mayor

"Being a Pollack/Mick, depending on the time of day, I'm either dumb enough or drunk enough to rule over you pack of degenerate, promiscuous, lunatic weirdos"
 
I voted Mikie for Mayor and if there were a opening available, I write in Hawg as goodwill ambassador... He was responsible for me being here so he would be good at generating hype for the planet
 
what no Zombies to vote for? Solomon Grundy is my write in.
 
Hawg73 for PP Mayor

"I promise a dangerette w/o no drawers in the back seat of a Dodge Ram for everyone"


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