TOFU lovers

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Listen, pidgeon-holer. I've lived in CO, I drive a BMW. I've shoveled shit, and I've deciphered physical proofs. I do love tofu, and I've skinned and roasted pigs in the ground.


I have a 0 to impress folks, but I'm not accepting this as a drive-by. Just saying.
 
I can't stomach tofu and it isn't all that good for you but this dead horse has been beaten here before.:)

lol

soybeans are not even a food... and bad for a man's testosterone levels.

this alone should scare ya, if you like being a man.

if you want an increased % of estrogen levels, then be my guest Elton John... just saying.
 
lol

soybeans are not even a food... and bad for a man's testosterone levels.

this alone should scare ya, if you like being a man.

if you want an increased % of estrogen levels, then be my guest Elton John... just saying.

Can you please make your sig stop playing music? I hate it, and I'm guessing everyone else does, too.

I love all music, used to make a living from it. That means I'm all about new and exciting, etc. Man, it is nothing of the sort. Make it stop. It's a a bad soundtrack for a shitty sneaker commercial, that continues on towards a high-school talent show. Make it it it it it, k-k-k-k stop.
 
Can you please make your sig stop playing music? I hate it, and I'm guessing everyone else does, too.

I love all music, used to make a living from it. That means I'm all about new and exciting, etc. Man, it is nothing of the sort. Make it stop. It's a a bad soundtrack for a shitty sneaker commercial, that continues on towards a high-school talent show. Make it it it it it, k-k-k-k stop.

Drinking again huh?

pause it ...
 
Yes. you're absolutely correct.

I'm sure, after awhile, that boisterous proclamations could be made, tending towards the greater good. And those proclamations will most likely be heartfelt. As well they should be. Because the world is lovely and some of us are doing our damndest to make it better. Despite bullshit, et al. And we understand we seem silly in perspective. But, yeah, tofu is never an 'oh, man, I can't wait for some tofu". Tofu is either a) indulgent pretentiousness, or b) genuine protein for folks that can't afford meat. C) it's is very rare that tofu is de facto right up anyone's alley.

imo, they are fake one way or another. If they're defensive about it, they mean it and wish they could rely on it for food. Their intentions are noble, but their executive is selfish. If they're not defensive about it, they're probale offensive about it. They hate it and wish they invented it. They'll give you dirty looks, especially if you're exciting about the possibilities.

I was a vegetarian for 16 years, and I still eat tofu pretty often. There are many dishes that I prefer with tofu, like Pad Thai, and most Chinese food. The tofu has to be firm, and it has to be fried. Then, it's like a sponge that soaks up all the saucy deliciousness.

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drool
 
Drinking again huh?

pause it ...

Yes, I have a nasty rep for being a drunk. That is unfortune. But, in my defense, I only do it a couple of times a month. Though, when I do it, I do do it up, to the detriment of PP. sorry, y'all. It is better than driving or getting in fights, though it has reduced my 'rep' around here to less than 0. When I started out, I was cool.

Either way, like I said. The song just sucks, man. No two ways around that. The idea of a soundtrack to a thread is hot, and futuristic to most. It would be more than welcomed, if it didn't suck.

Pick a good song, is all.
 
I was a vegetarian for 16 years, and I still eat tofu pretty often. There are many dishes that I prefer with tofu, like Pad Thai, and most Chinese food. The tofu has to be firm, and it has to be fried. Then, it's like a sponge that soaks up all the saucy deliciousness.

<img src="http://www.louisvillehotbytes.com/redpepper_tofu.jpg">

drool

Yes. I can only tolerate firm tofu. What is the name of the other thing that
I eat. It's like birdseed, and is dangerous for some folks. Not tahini, but sounds like it.
 
Yes. I can only tolerate firm tofu. What is the name of the other thing that
I eat. It's like birdseed, and is dangerous for some folks. Not tahini, but sounds like it.

Tempeh?

I hate that stuff. It looks like bird suet.
 
Tempeh?

I hate that stuff. It looks like bird suet.

yup. That's the stuff. totally cluesless on how to utilize it towards food purposes. honestly, it's kind of gross. I eat it in sandwhiches, but I have no idea how to do it properly. It's safe to say it's pretty gross.
 
What EXACTLY is tofu? I know, sounds like a stupid question and i will be crucified for it, but oh well :shrug: I still want to know what IT is
 
What EXACTLY is tofu? I know, sounds like a stupid question and i will be crucified for it, but oh well :shrug: I still want to know what IT is

Soybean curd.

It's more or less like a cheese made from soybeans.
 
DENVER (AP) - One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU." But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.


waz up wit dat?:jester:

Good. That'll learn her to be vegan. :donkeys:
 
I was a vegetarian for 16 years, and I still eat tofu pretty often. There are many dishes that I prefer with tofu, like Pad Thai, and most Chinese food. The tofu has to be firm, and it has to be fried. Then, it's like a sponge that soaks up all the saucy deliciousness.

<img src="http://www.louisvillehotbytes.com/redpepper_tofu.jpg">

drool


That would be so much better with suckling pig loins or veal
 
That would be so much better with suckling pig loins or veal

Veal is horrible. Taking a baby cow and making it stand in a friggin' box to keep it tender, then killing it. That's #$^&ing cruel, even by carnivore standards.
 
Do people really LOVE tofu?
Isnt that one of those foodstuffs thats just tolerated?

I mean, does a tofu eater get all anxious and start salivating at the thought of their tofu the same way a meat eater would get excited about this?

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I had lamb for dinner last night. I was nearly growling as I did so. Give me real food.
 
Veal is horrible. Taking a baby cow and making it stand in a friggin' box to keep it tender, then killing it. That's #$^&ing cruel, even by carnivore standards.

What about chickens?
Lambs?
Jack?
 
What about chickens?
Lambs?
Jack?

Well, I don't eat any of it, but chickens are small and brainless so they're probably the least offensive to eat.

Lambs aren't much less cruel than veal, IMO. Didn't you see "Silence Of The Lambs"? It #&^%ed Clarisse up big-time.

I don't know who Jack it, but he probably deserves it, so cook that bastard up.
 
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