What's the best thing you can say in a crowded elevator with random people?

[Undertaker #59*]

"I hope Ebola is not contagious."

 

[PumpDee]

I was going to make a Muslim/terrorist joke, but after what happened in Turkey yesterday, I just don't think it would be funny.

allah akbar

Great minds.......

 

[Jaric]

"Unsolicited opinions on Isreal."

 

[PumpDee]

"I'm a veagan with a rescue dog who does crossfit. AMA!!!!"

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

"Unsolicited opinions on Isreal."

"Hitler was really misunderstood..."

 

[PatriotInIndy]

If it's really crowded, "I'm here for the gangbang." is a classic.

It works better if you are at a beach hotel and just take your shirt off right after you say it.

 

[Jaric]

"I'm a veagan with a rescue dog who does crossfit. AMA!!!!"

Followed immediately by "Yes hello, 911? I'd like to report a hate crime."

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Turn around and stare at the back of the elevator while humming the 1812 Overture.

 

[Undertaker #59*]

"God, I am so hard right now."

 

[PumpDee]

"Damn......that's the last time I eat a burrito from a vending machine for breakfast."

 

[king of kings]

Sorry that was me. Try breath though your mouth.

 

[mikiemo83]

look up and say: " I have the same mirror on my bedroom ceiling, want to come see it?"

or look up into the mirror to the lady with cleavage and say:" you got a little something..." and point in the front bum direction.

 

[Mark_Henderson]

Into cell phone, "That first treatment didn't seem to work, the bedbugs are crawling the walls now. I just found a few of them in my underwear drawer."

 

[mikiemo83]

"Oh shit! My Catheter is leaking!!"

 

[bideau]

I hope my cousin wasn't drunk when he inspected this thing.

 

[BostonTim]

"Oh shit! My Catheter is leaking!!"

"Oh piss! My colostomy bag is leaking!!"

 

[jetstream1066]

"Is this the elevator with the loose cable"