What's the best thing you can say in a crowded elevator with random people?

[Undertaker #59*]

Something like...

"Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"

 

[tehmackdaddy]

"It wasn't me."

 

[O.Z.O.]

I'm not saying anything. I'm probably in a corner with my skin feeling like it's crawling. I am one claustrophobic SOB.

 

[patfan64]

I'm not saying anything. I'm probably in a corner with my skin feeling like it's crawling. I am one claustrophobic SOB.

Ditto. Just hoping that my floor comes up quickly.

I usually take the stairs whenever possible. Anything over 10 floors, I'd probably take the elevator.

 

[TipRoast]

Don't worry about the ice cream cone - I am not lactose intolerant.

 

[PatriotInIndy]

"Thank you for coming. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

 

[Mark_Henderson]

I used to love on 90s Letterman when he'd have Rupert Gee (the guy that owned the deli) waiting tables or at Gold's gym with an earpiece in and then he'd say any crazy $hit to people that Dave told him to. An elevator would have been a good location for that.

 

[bideau]

Don't worry, that's not a gun, I'm just happy to see you.

:domORIGINAL:

 

[Dwight Schrute]

"Do farts have lumps?"

 

[subroc]

Aren't elevators a great invention? Imagine having to walk up all those stairs?

 

[Mark_Henderson]

"Wouldn't it be weird if we all just started having an orgy now?"

 

[chevss454]

"Thank you for coming. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

my response "You don't look like Tebow."

Aren't elevators a great invention? Imagine having to walk up all those stairs?

Good answer.

 

[Jaric]

The safe word is "Panda"

 

[PatriotInIndy]

my response "You don't look like Tebow."

You'd be the first to come back with that. I'd get a kick out of that.

 

[PumpDee]

I was going to make a Muslim/terrorist joke, but after what happened in Turkey yesterday, I just don't think it would be funny.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Freak out loudly and alarming...like "I hope this elevator does it's job!!!!"

 

[Undertaker #59*]

"You have a pretty mouth."

While staring at the floor.

 

[Mazz22]

Ellen has a funny line in one of her stand-ups for this situation. She says, "What a beautiful day for me. First day off of parole." She also says "Hey, what to smell something funny."
LOL.

 

[D2maine]

allah akbar

 

[patswin]

Stop grabbing my ass