Jheavner on 01-09-2007 at 04:10 PM said:
When my baby boy got circumcised, the doctor said he had the largest penis she'd even seen on a baby.
The circ tools weren't big enough, they had to improvise. His nuts hang like a teenager, too. He's gonna scare people as he grows!
Hopefully this isn't his proudest memory, but I think it's funny.
When my 10 yr old was born the doctor, who had presumably delivered hundreds, if not thousands of babies, first words after my son was delivered was, " Oh my god...look how big his feet are."
Sure enough, he turned 10 in September, and he wears a men's size 7 1/2 size shoe. He is approaching 5 feet tall and weighs 130 lbs. So, if anyone knows any good second job opportunities, i might be interested in a year or two when he hits puberty.
He is also an Honor Roll 4th grader who is on Student Council. He scored in the 99th percentile nationally in his last round of basic skills testing (whatever they call it this year). He plays soccer, baseball, and basketball.
My 7 yr old son has been in a hurry to everthing since the day he was concieved. When my wife went into labor with him, we were all like "Heh...we're all experienced parents now....no panicking here....cool as the other side of the pillow." I drove her to the hospital which was about 20 min away, checked in at the front desk rode up to the maternity ward with her. The nurse puts her on a table and spreads her legs and.....Theres a baby head poking out of you know where. Luckily there was doctor there ( it was 3 am ) delivering in the next room. He literally came wheeling in on a little office chair, stopped just in the right spot, told my wife to push twice, and our little Tasmanian Devil was brought into this world, a full 90 minutes after my wifes first labor pain. I actually had to sign paperwork authorizing the medical staff to do was was necessary to deliver the baby safely AFTER he was born.
Now, like i said, he is a little whirlwind, much to the chagrin of teachers and baseball coaches everywhere. He is smart like his older brother, but probably wont be as good a student. Where my older son aims to please others, my younger son aims to please himself. We got a note home from his preschool teacher one year saying we needed to work on his counting because he was struggling to count to 10. Now we had all heard him count well past 10 on many occasions, up to like 50 or something. When the preschool teacher had wanted to test him, he just hadnt felt like counting. So he didnt.
Kid a terrific athlete though.
