0ffice Pranks

[easycome_easygo]

I came in to work after vacation (which is usually when these people start messin with your cube) all my stuff was backwards.

Another guy when he went on vacation we cleaned his cube (which is always a disaster), stuck sticky notes ALL over, and made a door out of a giant cardboard box with a lock.

>)

 

[easycome_easygo]

Send the guy a dirty email. Then don't reply after he replies.

o

I already do stuff like that. o

 

[tommysgirl]

Do your bewbies get all wet..

As a matter of fact, yes.

 

[3 Point Stan]

I already do stuff like that. o

DAT SHIT WORKS!

 

[mikiemo83]

As a matter of fact, yes.

call me towel boy

buff buff buff them dry


while getting the rest...

 

[dred]

Pop off and switch some of the buttons on their keyboard around.
You can pop them off pretty easily with a nail file or pair of tweezers.

make the "y" a "t"....
make the "i" an "o"...

I used to do that to some of the people in our office.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Really.. Then I suggest some left over cum blended with prunes.

He will probably take a good gulp before thinking there is anything wrong.

How the hell did this go by unoticed!

Left over cum?!?!

You store this stuff? And add it to food-products?

That is just so wrong on so many levels....

 

[easycome_easygo]

Get like 60 gallons of packing peanuts, then fill their desk drawers with it.

Your other suggestion weeks ago worked well. I rearranged all of the stuff on Brad's desk. I turned his keyboard upside down and placed his Dr. Pepper bottle on it. I cut up paper and threw it on his desk. It was fun watching him look at the mess I left on his desk.

 

[EasyBigFella]

My coworker changed the memory on the fax machine to a chinese food restaurant, so whenever you tried to fax something to a certain department, it went to the restaurant unbeknownst to the sender. LOL.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Your other suggestion weeks ago worked well. I rearranged all of the stuff on Brad's desk. I turned his keyboard upside down and placed his Dr. Pepper bottle on it. I cut up paper and threw it on his desk. It was fun watching him look at the mess I left on his desk.

You want a mess do the Mento's trick to his Dr. Pepper.

You guys'll be cleaning all day but you'll have some great laughs if your not fired.

 

[easycome_easygo]

My coworker changed the memory on the fax machine to a chinese food restaurant, so whenever you tried to fax something to a certain department, it went to the restaurant unbeknownst to the sender. LOL.

 

[easycome_easygo]

You want a mess do the Mento's trick to his Dr. Pepper.

You guys'll be cleaning all day but you'll have some great laughs if your not fired.

Tell me about the Mento's trick

 

[pookie]

Really.. Then I suggest some left over cum blended with prunes.

Left over WHAT??? OMG

 

[Bender]

Your other suggestion weeks ago worked well. I rearranged all of the stuff on Brad's desk. I turned his keyboard upside down and placed his Dr. Pepper bottle on it. I cut up paper and threw it on his desk. It was fun watching him look at the mess I left on his desk.

Awesome!

Oohh Ohhh..here's where 100-200 bucks is worth it embarassing someone.

Find one of those candygram/stripper places in your area, call them up, tell them it's his birthday and that you want a male stripper to come say "happy birthday" to him.

If your work has a front desk, make sure the stripper asks for you so you can lead them in. Then bring it by his cube and say "hey, someone's here to see you"

Total embarassment ensues! ROFL

 

[tehrick67]

How the hell did this go by unoticed!

Left over cum?!?!

You store this stuff? And add it to food-products?

That is just so wrong on so many levels....

I guess she doesn't swallow

 

[3 Point Stan]

Really.. Then I suggest some left over cum blended with prunes.

What do you mean, "leftover?"

 

[No.1jag]

Tell me about the Mento's trick

You actually need to do it with diet coke much better.

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[Bender]

I guess she doesn't swallow

Well since it is left over..perhaps saves it for later..

Guest comes over..

"No no, don't use the ice in that tray..that's uhm not ice"

 

[easycome_easygo]

You actually need to do it with diet coke much better.

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ROFL Oh Braaaad, I bought you some Dr. Pepper.

He won't drink diet drinks so I will have to use his favorite drink.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Tell me about the Mento's trick

Jag posted the video. Just over a minute long, check it out!