Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

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There was a young lady from Vassar,
Who knitted an antimacassar,
To induce her Professor to love and caress her,
And possibly even to pass her.
 

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FUN FOR FAMILIESTODAY'S NANTUCKET

LIMERICK CHALLENGE: “THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET”​

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

But Pa’s true wealth is stashed in Poughkeepsie,
Where he spends it on women and whiskey;
So Nan and her Man
Got the bucket, as planned,
But as for the fortune, Poughkeepsie.
 

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Here lies the bones of screwy dick. At birth he was blessed with a corkscrew prick. He spent his life in a futile hunt, to find the girl with the corkscrew ****. He finally found her and then fell dead. Son of a bitch had a left hand thread.
 

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FUN FOR FAMILIESTODAY'S NANTUCKET

LIMERICK CHALLENGE: “THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET”​

July 11, 2017 0 comments




There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

But Pa’s true wealth is stashed in Poughkeepsie,
Where he spends it on women and whiskey;
So Nan and her Man
Got the bucket, as planned,
But as for the fortune, Poughkeepsie.
Why a bucket?
 
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