The Cimmerian
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crom! crom give me strength!
crom! crom give me strength!
crom! my royal consort and i were battling a group of stygian raiders this morning. needless to say, the fight was ours to win! i ran a man through with my trusty spear (no homo), but the spearhead became lodged in his belly, and i was having great difficulty freeing it. when i finally dislodged it, the filthy stygian's guts spilled out all over my royal boots. crom! i felt the rage of my ancestors in my veins, so i scooped up his innards and force fed them to the choking dying man! ha!
crom! then suddenly, the bodies of the stygians we had slain, began to twitch in a weird macabre dance. they rose from the dead, and we heard a foul necromancers cackling from on high. cursed necromancer! he disappeared in a cloud of smoke before he could taste my hard steal (homo). looking back, i should thank that necromancer, for i was able to kill those stygian dogs twice!
crom!
crom! my royal consort and i were battling a group of stygian raiders this morning. needless to say, the fight was ours to win! i ran a man through with my trusty spear (no homo), but the spearhead became lodged in his belly, and i was having great difficulty freeing it. when i finally dislodged it, the filthy stygian's guts spilled out all over my royal boots. crom! i felt the rage of my ancestors in my veins, so i scooped up his innards and force fed them to the choking dying man! ha!
crom! then suddenly, the bodies of the stygians we had slain, began to twitch in a weird macabre dance. they rose from the dead, and we heard a foul necromancers cackling from on high. cursed necromancer! he disappeared in a cloud of smoke before he could taste my hard steal (homo). looking back, i should thank that necromancer, for i was able to kill those stygian dogs twice!
crom!