I want to beat people for using the terms...

[deec77]

Oh i can have so much fun with this thread……………..and I will tomorrow


~Dee~

 

[PatsFan09]

Unlucky!

No, you just didn't do it right.

 

[sprocketboy]

I hate Goodell and the Cravens a massive amount, but I'd almost take complete scorched earth eradication of fantasy football over either of their demises.
I HATE THE TYPE OF FAN THIS SCOURGE HAS BROUGHT TO THE GAME. ARGH.

I used to work with a bunch of dudes who spent way too much shop time talking about their Fantasy Football teams. One day, as I was walking by, one of them tried to talk me into joining a new league that was starting up.

I respectfully declined.

When he asked "why not," my response was: "Fantasy Football? Yeah, I have fantasies, too, but none of them involve large, sweaty men wearing cleats and pads." *





* NTTAWWT

 

[anderson]

Spider 2 Y Banana

Conversely,

Spider 3 Y Banana

For a second I thought you were writing a haiku, and I agree.

 

[sprocketboy]

Here's one that really pisses me off.

 

[mikiemo83]

Here's one that really pisses me off.

Hell yeah, I quit eating Oreos afraid he picked them during packaging!

 

[sprocketboy]

Hell yeah, I quit eating Oreos afraid he picked them during packaging!

Not getting the Oreo reference ... was that yet another one of Peyton's myriad of ad campaigns?

I vaguely remember George Carlin having a bit about flammable, inflammable, and non-inflammable. "Either the thing flamms, or it doesn't!!!"

 

[Patriots4ever]

9/16/12. Pats lost 20 - 18 to the Cardinals at home. Ghost was wide left on the game winner.

I was at that game. What a buzz kill that was

 

[mikiemo83]

Not getting the Oreo reference ... was that yet another one of Peyton's myriad of ad campaigns?

I vaguely remember George Carlin having a bit about flammable, inflammable, and non-inflammable. "Either the thing flamms, or it doesn't!!!"

manning boys licked the stuffing out of some double stuff.

 

[Newbologist]

I was at that game. What a buzz kill that was

What's worse was that just before that Gronk had the game winning TD called back due to a BS OPI.

 

[(P - shoulder)]

Not getting the Oreo reference ... was that yet another one of Peyton's myriad of ad campaigns?

I vaguely remember George Carlin having a bit about flammable, inflammable, and non-inflammable. "Either the thing flamms, or it doesn't!!!"

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Sent from the moon using lasers

 

[Darth Despot]

"long" when they mean "tall"

 

[patfan64]

I was at that game. What a buzz kill that was

I was running a Cub Scout Olympics event. Kept checking my phone. I remember when I saw that they were lining up for the FG, I thought we had wrapped up. Didn't even check my phone. I got home and saw the final.

Small gut punch moment.

 

[foley11]

"long" when they mean "tall"

This one doesn't bother me.

 

[king of kings]

Where the famous any given sunday .

 

[PumpDee]

"He. Could. Go. All. The. WAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!"

 

[Darth Despot]

The nitwits at every golf tournament who yell "it's in the hole" on a tee shot at a 600 yard par 5.

 

[subroc]

The truth is, I don't get all that worked up by any of these, even my own examples.

How someone speaks or writes is, for the most part, immaterial if I can understand them.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0177896/?ref_=tt_trv_quWell he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.

 

[BostonTim]

Big cringe every time and it's everywhere


Sooner rather than later:


How is that helpful?

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[TheColtGuy]

I'm always kind of amazed at how many on the internet still use "loose" instead of "lose."