grog
Chief Instigation Officer
It's over. It was a nice season, but we are clearly doomed this week against Houston. They are far from a lone star team, with all pro's on both sides of the ball. Karma have mercy.
Our karma, who art from Houston,
Doomed be our game,
Thy sWatts be done,
Texans will run on our turf,
Or pass, at the expense of our defense.
Give us this day our weakly defense.
And forgive us our best passes,
As we allow Schaub to kick our asses.
And lead us not into the red zone,
But deliver us from the end zone.
For karma is the kingdoom,
The power and glory,
For down after down.
Amen.
Hail Houston, we are a disgrace,
Thy Welker is weak knee'd,
Blessed art Foster among gridmen,
and Johnsoned are the backs of our defense,
Texans.
Holey moley, our chances suck,
We are not winners,
now because of the globe writer's pen,
Doomed Men.
Our karma, who art from Houston,
Doomed be our game,
Thy sWatts be done,
Texans will run on our turf,
Or pass, at the expense of our defense.
Give us this day our weakly defense.
And forgive us our best passes,
As we allow Schaub to kick our asses.
And lead us not into the red zone,
But deliver us from the end zone.
For karma is the kingdoom,
The power and glory,
For down after down.
Amen.
Hail Houston, we are a disgrace,
Thy Welker is weak knee'd,
Blessed art Foster among gridmen,
and Johnsoned are the backs of our defense,
Texans.
Holey moley, our chances suck,
We are not winners,
now because of the globe writer's pen,
Doomed Men.