OT: Should A Jar of Salsa Hiss At You When You Open It?

[tommysgirl]

not really........

I threw out the Mango&Peach hissing salsa and had a new jar of

Peach & Chipotle Salsa








IN YOUR FACE W/ THE PEACH ---- BABALUGAH

Excuse me for a minute

:Eason:

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

Well, I'm glad you survived. Now we can end all talk of salsa and salsa related products.

I'm glad that you are not jealous about Tyler's flirtation with me. I just seem to attact women. Maybe because they sense I hate salsa and don't go all drama opening a jar of it.

 

[LVent*]

I'm glad that you are not jealous about Tyler's flirtation with me. I just seem to attact women. Maybe because they sense I hate salsa and don't go all drama opening a jar of it.

+1 Take notes RG

 

[RoadGrader]

I'm glad that you are not jealous about Tyler's flirtation with me. I just seem to attact women. Maybe because they sense I hate salsa and don't go all drama opening a jar of it.

maybe they just sense that you need a change of pants to rid them of the poopie there ---- call it a mothering thing :shrug:

 

[babalu87]

My 2 year old daughter has more chutzpa than you do.
She was eating the back-straps ......... thats the part of the deer under the rib-cage that is soooooo freakin' tender that you dont even need a knife to take them out....... for HER BREAKFAST with eggsntoast (typed how she says it, DaDDY, I WANT EGGSNTOAST FOR MY BREAKFAS!)

I asked her, Shannon what are you eating?
She turns to look out where the deer was hanging and says:
"That Daddy, its deer"
Do you like it?
"Yeah daddy, it tasty wif dip"

Dip is Ketchup

She still says it that way ROFL

:thwak:

My peach is the only peach I am into

 

[Brady's Bunch]

She still says it that way ROFL

That dog would crush peach salsa

 

[3 Point Stan]

For the record, I laughed my ass off as I was throwing the above together (and that's all that matters).

 

[Costanza]

For the record, I laughed my ass off as I was throwing the above together (and that's all that matters).

I often post things that make me laugh my ass off that no one gets. As long as I am entertained, I say

 

[babalu87]

I often post things that make me laugh my ass off that no one gets. As long as I am entertained, I say

Make yourself a sandwich on the way out, cab fare is on the counter

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[Costanza]

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What kind of sammich?

 

[babalu87]

What kind of sammich?

Whatever you want I'm done

 

[Costanza]

Whatever you want I'm done

I just had a roast beef and salami on whole grain bread with some whip,

It was bawmmer.

 

[Peachhead]

Man, I miss the 80s...

...and the chemical orgies in my brain.

 

[Ras]

Was it peach salsa? (if someone else asked, I didn't read the entire thread)