Rumble in the Jungle combatant submission thread

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Hard pressed to find anything nastier than an angry hippo.

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BostonTim said:
Filthiest nastiest most vile thing alive perhaps. poisonous deadly ca-ca-viruses and bacteria. You die from standing too close.
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I was watching a show where I believe there was a theory that it might actually be a type of venom instead of just the grossest mouth ever.

The Komodo is really interesting for this excercise since it can take days to die from a Komodo bite. I'm not sure how we'll handle that.

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chevss454 said:
Bull Elephant has em all beat and smushed to a pulp. :coffee:
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#teamlion
 
Lion
Tiger
Badger
Bison
Saltwater Croc
Polar bear
A Community of Chimpanzees

Thanks Jaric! :thumb:
 
Jaric said:


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Wait, are we talking 1 vs 1 here or 1 vs a pack or pride or herd?

1 vs 1 nothing wins vs a full grown bull elephant.
 
Jaric said:
How about a Bili Ape? It's basically a 6 foot tall 400 lb chimpanzee that walks upright and is superhero strong.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bili_ape
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Possibly. Had not heard of them. It had just popped into my head watching something about a large community of chimps that had organized what could best be described as a war party and went and took out either another clan, or a group of monkeys. They then ate the monkies raw. It was really interesting and almost disturbing behavior.

So yeah, a chimp on its own may not match up well with a lot of the animals in this rumble, but with their smarts and agility, depending what they are going against, a large "war party" of chimps could do better than expected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War - a chimp war that lasted 4 years.
 
chevss454 said:
Wait, are we talking 1 vs 1 here or 1 vs a pack or pride or herd?

1 vs 1 nothing wins vs a full grown bull elephant.
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Yes although I haven't figured out specifics. I don't want to give the pack animals an advantage, but I also don't want them to be at a disadvantage. I'd argue the wolf pack is just as much a part of the wolf as claws and teeth are part of a bear.

Even still, a single bull elephant is a terrifying match for even the baddest of pack animals.
 
Undertaker #59* said:
Possibly. Had not heard of them. It had just popped into my head watching something about a large community of chimps that had organized what could best be described as a war party and went and took out either another clan, or a group of monkeys. They then ate the monkies raw. It was really interesting and almost disturbing behavior.

So yeah, a chimp on its own may not match up well with a lot of the animals in this rumble, but with their smarts and agility, depending what they are going against, a large "war party" of chimps could do better than expected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War - a chimp war that lasted 4 years.
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Oh for sure if we have regular chimps it will be as a group. They may actually be the darkhorse candidate to win it all as they're absolutely vicious.

We should know, after all we're 96% chimp and capable of being just as brutal as they are.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
Uh oh!

Entering tools territory....
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Do you not see how menacingly she's brandishing that wooden spoon!?!!

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If also like to submit the White rhino.
 
Jaric said:
Do you not see how menacingly she's brandishing that wooden spoon!?!!

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If also like to submit the White rhino.
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Clearly you're not married.

That's a natural appendage on a Mother-in-Law.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
Clearly you're not married.

That's a natural appendage on a Mother-in-Law.
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Divorced. I actually got along with my ex mother-in-law though.

And I NEVER saw here with any kind of cooking utensil in hand... Or her daughter's for that matter

#notbitter
 
The komodo dragon has something like 50 different strains of bacteria in its mouth and its victim ends up dying from blood poisioning.

As for picking an animal/pack i'll go with the African Wild Dog, their success rate of taking down game is around 85%, no other animal/pack is even close.
 
AkPatsFan said:
The komodo dragon has something like 50 different strains of bacteria in its mouth and its victim ends up dying from blood poisioning.

As for picking an animal/pack i'll go with the African Wild Dog, their success rate of taking down game is around 85%, no other animal/pack is even close.
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My boy did a Komodo dragon project, they are awesome pets.


for my ex mother in law
 
PatriotInIndy said:
The real king of the jungle. A lion would stand no chance one on one. Back in 2011, a tiger at Ankara Zoo attacked a lion and killed it with one swipe of its paw.
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People don't realize how big those damn things are. They can out weight a male lion (550lb) by as much as 250lbs

Try grabbing a housecat and keep it subdued and imagine something 80 times bigger.
 
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