Rumble in the Jungle combatant submission thread

[Jaric]

No claws. Can't hold on. Gets thrown off then gets gored and trampled.

He can hold on to the ears (and use them to steer)

 

[AnOldTroll]

Introduce a few mice, and the bull elephant is history.

 

[bishbash]

Introduce a few mice, and the bull elephant is history.

Maybe not history, but Mythbusters did find some plausibility to the story of elephants having some aversion to mice.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/the-buster-awards-elephants-vs-mice/

 

[chevss454]

He can hold on to the ears (and use them to steer)

Elephant shakes his head, gorilla falls off and gets gored and trampled.

 

[BostonTim]

Maybe not history, but Mythbusters did find some plausibility to the story of elephants having some aversion to mice.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/the-buster-awards-elephants-vs-mice/

To hell with Chev and his uncontrollable fascination with mangled gorillas, that was so cool!

 

[foobahl]

Gorilla throws banana peels on the ground. Once elephant falls gorilla mauls him.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Gorilla throws banana peels on the ground. Once elephant falls gorilla mauls him.

With what?

A 12,000-20,000 pound bull elephant? The things penis probably weighs as much as a silverback.

 

[foobahl]

I'll take your word on that

 

[mikiemo83]

He can hold on to the ears (and use them to steer)

this sounds like a home made video of some sorts....

 

[Jaric]

Bump. I'll be putting up a pole later this week to narrow down the contestants

 

[bishbash]

this sounds like a home made video of some sorts....

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/taunt-a-massive-elephant.gif.mp4