Random Observations from Pats Training Camp and the Falcons Game
A few ill informed opinions about last night’s Pats-Falcons fauxball game and the news out of training camp:
*There’s been so much going on in camp… positions up for grabs, rookies trying to make it, new veterans trying to fit into the scheme… just dozens of stories to talk about. But they all take a back seat to Wes Welker playing last night. It’s the “Michael Jackson Dies!!!” story of the 2010 Patriots, the one that knocks all the others off the front page. I spent the whole winter and spring trying to get the NFL to put Welker’s name on the 2011 Comeback POTY trophy, and for him to be playing in August of ’10 is nothing short of a miracle. Or science fiction. I’m officially starting the rumor that he was bitten by a radioactive spider.
*The other big story out of last night was the play of the tight ends, who combined dominated the game in a way we haven’t seen since Bledsoe-to-Coates. The rookies obviously, but don’t sleep on Alge Crumpler either, who’s stepping into this year’s role of “Veteran Blocking TE” (previously played by Kyle Brady, Chris Baker, etc.) like an accomplished actor taking over a part in “Law & Order.” On Fred Taylor’s TD run, Crumpler came out of the H-back spot, pulled, and threw a devastating block on the LB to create the hole.
*All the reports out of camp are that both rookie TEs have looked great, but they were invisible in the New Orleans game. Last night though you saw what the noise is about. They moved Aaron Hernandez all over the field like a chess piece. H-back. Slot. Split wide. The adjustment he made in the endzone to grab a pass that was behind him was insane. But my favorite play he made was on a 10 yard dig (the 5-route in the Air Coryell offense that Kellen Winslow ran) where he came out of his cut and made a great fingertip grab in stride. And as much as we’ve heard Gronkowski is your classic hand on the ground tight end, they split him wide on his TD and he ran right by his man on a perfect seam route. Between them, these two kids can create mismatches all over the field.
*And the most underreported aspect of these guys? Gronk is 21 and Hernandez is 20. I haven’t been this excited about two people that age since Denise Richards and Neve Campbell made out in “Wild Things.”
*Belichick was practically giddy after the joint practices against the Saints. Practices in which Drew Brees basically picked the Pats secondary apart like a Bloomin’ Onion. My guess is Belichick was happy to have the young guys exposed so they could get the work they need on their techniques. Anyway, in both fake games the play of the DBs is encouraging. Devin McCourty got a ton of reps last night and showed glimpses of being the kind of physical press corner they didn’t get when they drafted the ice dance team of Wheatley & Wilhite. McCourty never looked out of position, save for one play where he got inhaled by TE Michael Palmer, he was stout against the run. It’s early, but it’s encouraging.
*A sleeper name that’s emerged from camp is Kyle Arrington. The coaching staff has gone five miles out of their way to single him out for praise. He’s already locked up the gunner spot on returns and last night he performed a footballectomy on… some Falcon or other, with a devastating hit.
*You’ll always see mostly vanilla looks by the Pats in preseason. And I like to think Belichick is saving up a bunch of brilliant schemes for Week 1. Blitzes so well disguised that Tully Banta-Cain will pop up out of a trapdoor in the turf like the tiger in “Gladiator” and destroy Carson Palmer. But last night they tried a few blitzes with the first unit that worked. One forced a hot route throw the rookie WR wasn’t ready for, and the next chased Matt Ryan out of the pocket where he heaved it into the camera crew. With the Falcons backups out there, they lined Brandon Spikes up at the line and dropped him into coverage, something they’ve done a lot with Gary Guyton. Anyway, they’ve been a pretty sorry blitzing team the last couple of years so maybe they’re improving.
*My favorite look we’ve yet to see in gameplay involves Julian Edelman taking reps in the backfield as a pass blocker. So maybe they’re grooming him as a Kevin Faulk-type blocker/ check down option. It’s weird to think of a WR as a pass blocker, but no weirder than turning a career QB into a WR, so what the hell.
*OK, I lied. My favorite look they’ve tried is Vince Wilfork at QB. I just don’t have much hope we’ll get to see it.
*The Ty Warren injury is bad news, obviously. And the lesson we can all take from it is that when you’re a pro athlete, the offseason conditioning program is way more important than finishing your college degree. Stay out of school kids.
*That said, Gerard Warren has looked good. But neither he nor Damione Lewis have much experience in a two-gap like the Pats run, so hold onto your hats. So it was encouraging… OK, “shocking” might be a better word… to see Ron Brace making plays last night. He shot the gap to get a QB pressure and forced a fumble. Still he gets pushed around by one-on-one blocks sometimes like he’s wearing Heelies, but maybe there’s hope he’ll bring the Pats 2nd Round Pick Success Quotient up to 10%.
*Another great thing about McCourty is his kick returns have been solid. Someone asked Sam Aiken to name the guys who returned the kicks last year and he was like Antonio Cromartie trying to remember who he writes his child support checks to. Since Aiken was the special teams captain, that’s not a good sign. But hopefully the rookie will nail down that spot.
*After you turned on the Sox game or that 30 Rock repeat, Brandon Tate pulled off the Wikipedia definition of a “flash of brilliance.” He came back to the LOS for a ball, caught it, juked, head faked, zigged, zagged and did the Stanky Leg to pick up about 15 yards all on his own.
*Finally, the other major news out of camp is Brady is yelling at people, Derrick Burgess is back, Patrick Chung is looking like the starting strong safety, Belichick is taking more of a “hands on” approach than probably any coach in the NFL and Randy Moss is a goddamned unstoppable force of nature. And we’ve got one more fauxball game we can actually use to evaluate players before the annual Don’t Get Anyone Hurt Bowl.