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GhostGronk
I'm excited about now seeing this thread and look forward to being a regular contributor. I have posted tails and anecdotes in the past but alas, have nothing yet.......but it's only 10:18.
I am pretty sure I am the idiot in my office.
I am pretty sure I am the idiot in my office.
most likely
Our Admin laughs at me. We have classes on how to use the mail machine and how to send a fax from a copy machine.ROFLROFLWell.........every office needs at least one, so that's job security for you.
Where do I start?
This could take a while.
It used to drive me bonkers when I would be at my desk and one of the guys in our dept would be making copies or sending faxes then come to me and tell me the toner needed to be changed. I would say something like, "Gee, I didn't realize it took ovaries to change toner!"This just happened.
German linebacker women: "Rick, the copier says it's out of toner, should I change it"?
Rick:"If you plan on making some copies, you might want to".
I think it all starts with men's room urinal etiquette if I'm not mistaken.
That's right, thank you.
Rule #1 -
If 2 of the 3 stalls/urinals are occupied, you are supposed to move to the sink and pretend to comb your hair.
What if you're bald, or shave your head?
(I dunno, what do I look like - a life coach or somethin'?)
It used to drive me bonkers when I would be at my desk and one of the guys in our dept would be making copies or sending faxes then come to me and tell me the toner needed to be changed. I would say something like, "Gee, I didn't realize it took ovaries to change toner!"
What if you're bald, or shave your head?
Wash your hands, adjust your fly, or both.
I tried both at the same time, but it made it look like I pissed my pants.
:cop: Some of the men would have qualified under that one.Answer: "It's not the ovaries, it the t*ts." :archive:
If you have one of those hot air dryers, turn it on, Get a paper towel , thrust your hips forward so that wet crotchal region is directly under airflow. Vigorously rub wet crotchal region with paper towel until stain drys or you are sent to human resources for a review of sexual harassment policies.
Your just mad because I was the dude next to you staring at it and laughing my guts out....I think it all starts with men's room urinal etiquette if I'm not mistaken.