The Planet and Marriages

[RoadGrader]

My wife had a good laugh as well (fortunately, she was in a good mood). I didn't get a steak (although veal is pretty close), but I did get a good night's sleep.

I get it

 

[sonsofkraftybob]

I recently had a butcher trim up an entire hind quarter of beef. There's like 200 lbs of the shit in my freezer.

I'm sick of steak.

Why?

Prime Rib dinners with all the trimmings are like .99 cents in Vegas.

I always said, if you don't gamble...Vegas is the best place to live. Entertainment, shows, food, weather, hookers, strippers, clubs, concerts, sports books....I mean they basically give away steak dinners out there.

BTW, how friggin big is your freezer alchy?

 

[FallingAlice]

Hmm... sounds to me as though you can all relate to this.

http://www.citypages.com/databank/28/1371/article15221.asp

 

[patfan64]

DAMN IT I not only had to cook dinner last night but do the dishes afterwards and what did I get for all my hard work? NOTHING, I told her I had a headache, to leave me alone.

My wife went to bed mad, but I didn't care, I could watch Lost alone, without interuption...

Mikie - you are my hero!!! :LOL:

 

[dropKickMurphy]

...So I'm grilling away with anxious anticipation. The wife notices my perkiness and asks what I'm so up for. So, I figure I'd tell her.

BIG MISTAKE! or MISS STEAK.....

First and goal on the 2...Grogsox takes the snap, and he's going to run it in for the score....the ball comes out, it's on the ground, it's a FUMBLE on the 1 yard line!!!

Wives don't do ANYTHING without a reason. That includes buying steak on S&BJ day.

When you saw the beef all laid out, you lost your cool and acted alll "wow I'm gonna get my D1(k sucked tonight!".

Instead, you should have immediately mentioned that she looked particularly sexy tonight. "Have you lost a little weight?" almost always does the trick for me.

Then, only after you notice her, do you casually notice the meat.

"Steak tonight? What's the special occasion?"

Pay close attention to her facial expression as she says "No special occasion". Just a hint of a mischievous smile will tell you that she's on to the S&BJ Day thing.

And if it turns out that the steak really was an innocent coincidence, you've set yourself perfectly for "Well...we could always make it a special occasion, couldn't we?"

...I didn't get a steak (although veal is pretty close)....

I thought only pedophiles ate veal on S&BJ day....

 

[grog]

Why?

Prime Rib dinners with all the trimmings are like .99 cents in Vegas.

Gee, I thought BJ's were like .99 cents in Vegas?

 

[dchester]

I thought only pedophiles ate veal on S&BJ day....

ROFL

 

[O.Z.O.]

I thought only pedophiles ate veal on S&BJ day.... [/B]

 

[Alcoholic9*]

Why?

Prime Rib dinners with all the trimmings are like .99 cents in Vegas.

I always said, if you don't gamble...Vegas is the best place to live. Entertainment, shows, food, weather, hookers, strippers, clubs, concerts, sports books....I mean they basically give away steak dinners out there.

BTW, how friggin big is your freezer alchy?

It's pretty big, bigger than my fridge actually.

I'm not a big fan of the buffets out here. At some of them the food is really bad, others it's just decent. I usually go to the resteraunts in the Casinos instead if I'm eating there.

 

[JD10367]

I'm not a big fan of the buffets out here. At some of them the food is really bad, others it's just decent. I usually go to the resteraunts in the Casinos instead if I'm eating there.

From what I understand, the buffets are a lot better than they used to be. (As long as you stay away from the cheap ones, like Circus Circus or the Monte Carlo.)

In my only trip to Vegas to get married (April '04), we went to the buffet at the Aladdin, the Rio, and a third place I can't remember but it was pretty good.

 

[Claremonster]

I didn't get steak yesterday.

 

[dchester]

From what I understand, the buffets are a lot better than they used to be. (As long as you stay away from the cheap ones, like Circus Circus or the Monte Carlo.)

In my only trip to Vegas to get married (April '04), we went to the buffet at the Aladdin, the Rio, and a third place I can't remember but it was pretty good.

Several years back, I went to the seafood buffet at the Rio. It was somewhere around $35, but it was all you can eat lobster. I seriously doubt they made any money off of me that night.

 

[HomelessJoe]

i told you it was pi day!