John Locke
Bringing Light and Justice to the World
So, I'm sitting on my couch minding my own business and this red thing in the kitchen screams for my attention. It's a damn tomato on my windowsill. WTF? One of my customers gave me some tomatoes from his garden and I put em in my fridge, Hell, I don't even like tomatoes.. But it was a nice gesture after a job well done, I suppose. But what the hell is it doing on my kitchen sink windowsill? What did it to to anyone to deserve dehydrating in the sun?
I got up and went to the window and to my horror there were 3, yes 3 of the fvckers there. 1 full size and 2 mini me's. The poor bastards must be looking at the big boy all envious and thinking "man, if I can just get off of this sill I might grow up and be a real tomato". What the hell is going on here? They are healthy as far as I can tell, not green anywhere. Why the hell would someone put perfectly good tomatoes in the sun to spoil?
Look at this. Oh, the horror!
So, I'm sitting on my couch minding my own business and this red thing in the kitchen screams for my attention. It's a damn tomato on my windowsill. WTF? One of my customers gave me some tomatoes from his garden and I put em in my fridge, Hell, I don't even like tomatoes.. But it was a nice gesture after a job well done, I suppose. But what the hell is it doing on my kitchen sink windowsill? What did it to to anyone to deserve dehydrating in the sun?
I got up and went to the window and to my horror there were 3 yes 3 of the ****ers there. 1 full size and 2 mini me's. The poor bastards must be looking at the big boy all envious and thinking "man, if I can just get off of this sill I might grow up and be a real tomato". What the hell is going on here? They are healthy as far as I can tell, not green anywhere. Why the hell would someone put perfectly good tomatoes in the sun to spoil?
Look at this. Oh, the horror!
I got up and went to the window and to my horror there were 3, yes 3 of the fvckers there. 1 full size and 2 mini me's. The poor bastards must be looking at the big boy all envious and thinking "man, if I can just get off of this sill I might grow up and be a real tomato". What the hell is going on here? They are healthy as far as I can tell, not green anywhere. Why the hell would someone put perfectly good tomatoes in the sun to spoil?
Look at this. Oh, the horror!
So, I'm sitting on my couch minding my own business and this red thing in the kitchen screams for my attention. It's a damn tomato on my windowsill. WTF? One of my customers gave me some tomatoes from his garden and I put em in my fridge, Hell, I don't even like tomatoes.. But it was a nice gesture after a job well done, I suppose. But what the hell is it doing on my kitchen sink windowsill? What did it to to anyone to deserve dehydrating in the sun?
I got up and went to the window and to my horror there were 3 yes 3 of the ****ers there. 1 full size and 2 mini me's. The poor bastards must be looking at the big boy all envious and thinking "man, if I can just get off of this sill I might grow up and be a real tomato". What the hell is going on here? They are healthy as far as I can tell, not green anywhere. Why the hell would someone put perfectly good tomatoes in the sun to spoil?
Look at this. Oh, the horror!