What job/task would you NOT do, no matter how much you were paid for it?

[tehmackdaddy]

Does that include elephant masterbation? It's for a good cause

Nothing excludes elephant masturbation. C'mon, Jaric, get your head out of your ass.

 

[O_P_T]

Do I get any casino cash for winning this thread? I mean, I don't feel that I'd be suited for this job, but perhaps some of the posters on Indystar might like it.

Seriously, I was looking for a funny scene from Clerks where a customer describes their horrible job of manually masturbating captive animals. Then, when I stumbled on this, I couldn't stop laughing.

Winning this thread?




I can only assume you didn't see my post two entries before yours.

 

[AnOldTroll]

Kim Jong-un's military officer or a holistic doctor practicing in the USA these days.

No thanks!

 

[Hawg73]

We should close the thread and declare Mark the winner for his wonderful work in enlightening us about elephant wankers, but....

I can't imagine myself being a TSA screener.

You would sit there all day looking at x-ray (or whatever it is) images of the luggage of hundreds of innocent travelers and their mundane stuff and yet if you just fvck up just once then you are responsible for hundreds of people dying.

Sure, I'd do it for big bucks, but as far as a job that is sheer drudgery combined with intense pressure to get it right I can't see myself lasting long doing that for endless hours.

The other one is Directory Assistance Operator. I mention this because I did it for three very long years back when I was young and had no viable option. God, I hated that job. I was ready to snap.

 

[O.Z.O.]

My thought is we have feet. Not wings. We belong on the ground.

I worked for the phone company for 15+ years. Part of my job was to climb poles. I had a deal worked out with a couple of the guys, they would do my aerial work, when needed and I did their crawlspace work. It worked out.

No. Fvcking. THANK YOU!!

 

[Jaric]

We should close the thread and declare Mark the winner for his wonderful work in enlightening us about elephant wankers, but....

I can't imagine myself being a TSA screener.

You would sit there all day looking at x-ray (or whatever it is) images of the luggage of hundreds of innocent travelers and their mundane stuff and yet if you just fvck up just once then you are responsible for hundreds of people dying.

Sure, I'd do it for big bucks, but as far as a job that is sheer drudgery combined with intense pressure to get it right I can't see myself lasting long doing that for endless hours.

The other one is Directory Assistance Operator. I mention this because I did it for three very long years back when I was young and had no viable option. God, I hated that job. I was ready to snap.

How about I pay you a billion dollars a day to be that TSA screener. After day one and your balls deep in "suck my dick" money, that job becomes much more fun.

What are they gonna do? Fire you? Alright I'll just sail my yackt over to my private island I now own.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

How about I pay you a billion dollars a day to be that TSA screener. After day one and your balls deep in "suck my dick" money, that job becomes much more fun.

What are they gonna do? Fire you? Alright I'll just sail my yackt over to my private island I now own.

I wouldn't doubt that porn star fluffer's make more money than TSA screeners...and it's relative to the elephant tally whacker milker job thingy.