What job/task would you NOT do, no matter how much you were paid for it?

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BostonTim said:
You are responding to the q as framed? If you were offered 10 Million/year to wash dishes, you wouldn't do it?

You're a more principled man then I am. :shrug:

Cheers, :toast:
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Goodness, no. I hate washing my own dishes much less someone else's.
 
Psychologist/psychiatrist, day care provider, school teacher, hospice nurse, police officer, firefighter, ER nurse/doctor/tech, euthanasia of animals.

I'd rather pick up dog shit for free than have to do any of the above listed jobs.
 
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Do I get any casino cash for winning this thread? I mean, I don't feel that I'd be suited for this job, but perhaps some of the posters on Indystar might like it.

Seriously, I was looking for a funny scene from Clerks where a customer describes their horrible job of manually masturbating captive animals. Then, when I stumbled on this, I couldn't stop laughing.
 
Mark_Henderson said:
Do I get any casino cash for winning this thread? I mean, I don't feel that I'd be suited for this job, but perhaps some of the posters on Indystar might like it.

Seriously, I was looking for a funny scene from Clerks where a customer describes their horrible job of manually masturbating captive animals. Then, when I stumbled on this, I couldn't stop laughing.
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If I'd known I could just declare myself the winner, you'da been a loser. :coffee:

Cheers, BostonTim
 
Mark_Henderson said:
Do I get any casino cash for winning this thread? I mean, I don't feel that I'd be suited for this job, but perhaps some of the posters on Indystar might like it.

Seriously, I was looking for a funny scene from Clerks where a customer describes their horrible job of manually masturbating captive animals. Then, when I stumbled on this, I couldn't stop laughing.
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I know a guy who lives in Finland and he spent his life travelling around the world manually inseminating various animals at farms, zoos, etc. They would sedate the beast, he'd put on full length rubber gear on his arms, and then manually insert the semen into the creature.

He got paid a lot of money to do it and he and his wife traveled the world both for work and for fun.

Someone has to do it :shrug:
 
PatriotInIndy said:
Work for Jim Irsay.
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Hell, I've got time on my hands. I'd happily take 2 or three mil per year and spend my days keeping up here on my cell or tablet. Call it multitasking. I can still give him stupid advice without breaking stride.

Cheers, BostonTim
 
Anything that has to do with heights and poo. Those are the 2 things I can't handle. Dangle a cool million and things change a bit. But the thought of climbing one of those 650 million foot radio towers to change light bulb, almost doesn't seem worth it. Not even a million.

Now poo, I could deal with for a million. But it better be cash and tax free.
 
Mark_Henderson said:
Do I get any casino cash for winning this thread? I mean, I don't feel that I'd be suited for this job, but perhaps some of the posters on Indystar might like it.

Seriously, I was looking for a funny scene from Clerks where a customer describes their horrible job of manually masturbating captive animals. Then, when I stumbled on this, I couldn't stop laughing.
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You give me a billions dollars and I'll jerk loads out of the elephant he didn't know he had, whistling while I'm doing itz

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BostonTim said:
Hell, I've got time on my hands. I'd happily take 2 or three mil per year and spend my days keeping up here on my cell or tablet. Call it multitasking. I can still give him stupid advice without breaking stride.

Cheers, BostonTim
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Sorry Tim, that position has already been filled. (I'm doing "research")
 
yackittysacks said:
Anything that has to do with heights and poo. Those are the 2 things I can't handle. Dangle a cool million and things change a bit. But the thought of climbing one of those 650 million foot radio towers to change light bulb, almost doesn't seem worth it. Not even a million.

Now poo, I could deal with for a million. But it better be cash and tax free.
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Years ago I had a neighbor who had been in the Air Force. That was his job when he was in the service, to climb radio towers to do repairs, including tasks as simple as replacing the light bulbs. He didn't think anything of it. He said the first couple of times he was nervous, but just got used to it.

:eek:
 
bideau said:
Years ago I had a neighbor who had been in the Air Force. That was his job when he was in the service, to climb radio towers to do repairs, including tasks as simple as replacing the light bulbs. He didn't think anything of it. He said the first couple of times he was nervous, but just got used to it.

:eek:
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My thought is we have feet. Not wings. We belong on the ground.

I worked for the phone company for 15+ years. Part of my job was to climb poles. I had a deal worked out with a couple of the guys, they would do my aerial work, when needed and I did their crawlspace work. It worked out.
 
bideau said:
I know a guy who lives in Finland and he spent his life travelling around the world manually inseminating various animals at farms, zoos, etc. They would sedate the beast, he'd put on full length rubber gear on his arms, and then manually insert the semen into the creature.

He got paid a lot of money to do it and he and his wife traveled the world both for work and for fun.

Someone has to do it :shrug:
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There are inseminators all over in cattle country...and they do make bank.
 
yackittysacks said:
Anything that has to do with heights and poo. Those are the 2 things I can't handle. Dangle a cool million and things change a bit. But the thought of climbing one of those 650 million foot radio towers to change light bulb, almost doesn't seem worth it. Not even a million.

Now poo, I could deal with for a million. But it better be cash and tax free.
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You wouldn't work on those windmill farms?!?! :coffee:
 
BostonTim said:
Hell, I've got time on my hands. I'd happily take 2 or three mil per year and spend my days keeping up here on my cell or tablet. Call it multitasking. I can still give him stupid advice without breaking stride.

Cheers, BostonTim
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The money sounds great. Having to wear the Colts logo sounds awful.
 
I wouldn't do anything that would hurt or dishonor my family, loved ones, or God as I wouldn't be able to enjoy the money knowing I received it at the expense of someone else's suffering or with eternity hanging in the balance.
 
tehmackdaddy said:
I wouldn't do anything that would hurt or dishonor my family, loved ones, or God as I wouldn't be able to enjoy the money knowing I received it at the expense of someone else's suffering or with eternity hanging in the balance.
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Does that include elephant masterbation? It's for a good cause
 
Agree with the right. Agree with free choice,

That said, as Certified Gender Assignment-phobe that I am, I won't service Bruce (and I won't call him Caitlyn). Dark ages are us I guess.

Cheers
 
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